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Old 12-06-2009, 05:31 PM
 
Location: Lafayette, Louisiana
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Right off the bat, the Washington Redskins would have to change their name. The New Orleans Saints would either have to change their name or not have their games broadcast on our nation's airwaves since Saints has religious implications. Teams with animal names are fine as long as they don't have a live animal mascot that is not being treated according to PETA standards. The Steelers would have to change their name since the steel industry rapes the land and causes too much polution. Of course, the Green Bay Packers would have to change their name since it's unfriendly to animals. The New York Jets would have to change their name since jets polute the enviroment. The New York Giants may have to change their name since people with a birth defect grow to giant proportions and the name may offend them. The Tampa Bay Bucs, Minn Vikings, and the Oakland Raiders would also have to change their name since it's a name of very violent bad people. The New England Patriots may also have to change their name because some of those Patriots were violent and being a Patriot might offend some people who aren't Patriots. Oh, I almost forgot the San Francisco 49ers. The 49ers were miners and so they raped the land so that name would also have to go.
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Old 12-06-2009, 05:38 PM
 
Location: Edwardsville, IL
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Great Idea

Washington Bailouts
New Orleans Spirituals
Pittsburgh Balsa Wood
New York Prius
Green Bay Tofu
Tampa Bay Good Samaritans
Minnesota Tropics
Oakland Angels
New England Pissahs
San Fransisco...oh, I'm not going to touch that one...
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Old 12-06-2009, 06:53 PM
 
Location: Lafayette, Louisiana
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Great Idea

Washington Bailouts
New Orleans Spirituals
Pittsburgh Balsa Wood
New York Prius
Green Bay Tofu
Tampa Bay Good Samaritans
Minnesota Tropics
Oakland Angels
New England Pissahs
San Fransisco...oh, I'm not going to touch that one...
Here's some of my choices
Washington Interns
New Orleans Drunks (truth in advertising) or Artist' (said with a snobbish accent)
Pittsburgh Unionist (the PC crowd doesn't have problems with unions even if they polute the enviroment)
New York Walkers
Green Bay,...nothing else need be added to please the PC crowd
Tampa Bay Snow Birds
Minnesota Tropics (goes with the global warming since it won't be snowing there anymore)
Oakland Angels is not truth in advertising. How about the Oakland Convicts. Though Convicts are violent, they are a victim of society so their violence is excused.
The New England Kennedys. Then their illegal drug use, alcohol abuse, and cheating on their wives would be just living up to the team's name.
And lastly, The San Francisco Rainbows. I do not want to imagine the team uniform or the locker room celebrations.
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Old 12-07-2009, 12:07 PM
 
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Move the franchise from Green Bay to San Francisco, no name change necessary.
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Old 12-07-2009, 12:10 PM
 
Location: Atlanta, Georgia
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Move the franchise from Green Bay to San Francisco, no name change necessary.

I was thinking the same thing...LOL for real!!!
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