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I threw some stale bread out for the crows and squirrels and one piece landed on my garage roof because I am a bad pitcher. I am counting on the animals to get it, but so far they have ignored it completely. I wish I had a butler or manservant so I didn't have to deal with the piece of bread on my garage roof.
I threw some stale bread out for the crows and squirrels and one piece landed on my garage roof because I am a bad pitcher. I am counting on the animals to get it, but so far they have ignored it completely. I wish I had a butler or manservant so I didn't have to deal with the piece of bread on my garage roof.
I wish you had a manservant because I really like typing and saying "manservant". Like this comment has allowed me to write manservant 2, no 3 times in a brief couple of sentences. With no context, dropping the word into conversations is getting weird.
Oh, and I get allergy shots. They hurt and my arms (3 shots so each arm is abused) are tender for a day or two. What's up with that?
I wish you had a manservant because I really like typing and saying "manservant". Like this comment has allowed me to write manservant 2, no 3 times in a brief couple of sentences. As it is now, dropping the word into conversations is getting weird.
Oh, and I get allergy shots. They hurt and my arms (3 shots so each arm is abused) are tender for a day or two. What's up with that?
I wish you had a manservant to get your allergy shots for you! It's a rough life, having no manservants, isn't it? I wish I had planned ahead and had a jar marked, "Manservant Fund." Problem solved.
I wish you had a manservant to get your allergy shots for you! It's a rough life, having no manservants, isn't it? I wish I had planned ahead and had a jar marked, "Manservant Fund." Problem solved.
That comment has changed my entire world view. Not sure if I'm grateful because it's a bit unsettling, but I thought you should know.
I threw some stale bread out for the crows and squirrels and one piece landed on my garage roof because I am a bad pitcher. I am counting on the animals to get it, but so far they have ignored it completely. I wish I had a butler or manservant so I didn't have to deal with the piece of bread on my garage roof.
I woud loan you mine, but I sent him to the Bahamas to pick up seashells.
Might a gentleman's gentleman also pack one's extremely varied wardrobe selections for an extremely varied upcoming holiday, without including every garment in one's possession? Would said GG also advise as to what's becoming, respectable, practical, functional, and likely to leave a good impression on one's holiday companions? Might he iron or otherwise freshen said garments upon arrival at one's holiday destination(s)?
Might he research suitable overnight destinations and make reservations, making sure all such destinations include striking scenery, additional local attractions and activities, pleasant amenities, convenience, and character?
And might said GG also chauffeur one to these holiday destination(s), allowing one to read, snooze, email, surf the Web, or enjoy the passing scenery from the back seat, where one might also enjoy snacking from the delicious picnic fare provided by the GG, thus arriving refreshed and rested?
If so, I definitely need the services of a GG. Ideally one whose services will not deplete my budget, who is pleasant, a great driver, and who appears or disappears as desired along the way.
I'm jealous! I want a manservant, preferably one will put my sunscreen on for me so I won't miss places and get a burn.
And it wouldn't hurt if he looked like Tom Selleck or Jim Caviezel.
Can't help you there. Mine looks like Arthur Treacher.
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