Post your trivial 1st world problems (humor thread) (thoughts, aunt)

[homina12]

Originally Posted by ClaraC

I continue to really enjoy this thread. There are a LOT of really funny posters contributing! Thank you!

This thread is good. I'm going to get meta here for a second, though. Sometimes this thread goes to sleep for, you know, a day or two . Sometimes I have little to contribute (yes I see the current irony) . Sometimes I'm not much in the mood for a laugh

OK, I've identified the problem. I await the solutions.

[homina12]

Originally Posted by homina12

This thread is good. I'm going to get meta here for a second, though. Sometimes this thread goes to sleep for, you know, a day or two . Sometimes I have little to contribute (yes I see the current irony) . Sometimes I'm not much in the mood for a laugh

OK, I've identified the problem. I await the solutions.

Still waiting

[CSD610]

I rearranged the furniture in our living room and second bedroom. To do this I had to move all loose items from both rooms and those items all got stacked in the center of the kitchen. A lot of those items are still stacked in the kitchen but I do have a path on all sides of stated stack now so I have made some progress. I need someone here who can move some of the heavier items for me and put them away which will hopefully happen tomorrow. Then I can possibly get to the kitchen sink and get all of the dishes washed, dried and put away.

[Nicci6Squirrels]

I have to stand up to turn my TV on. Or to change it to Netflix/ Hulu. It's an old TV. Very old, actually. It feels like it's saying, "You never visit. Come over here and touch me. I haven't felt a human touch in so long."

[BECLAZONE]

Toe nail fungus.

[bjh]

^^ That reminds me, not fungus, but toenail. I wear these flip flop shoes at home when the weather's warm. The other day I put on a sock with a hole in. Yes, I wear socks with sandal type shoes and while that in itself is a first world problem, wait, there's more! My middle toe stuck out of the sock. All day long it looked like my own foot was shooting me the finger. The nerve!

[Sonic_Spork]

The bad news: I have eaten nothing but lemon cookies today, and I don't feel very well at the moment because of it. (Forgot to bring lunch, busy running errands on my break, no time, no food, oh well)

The good news: I have delicious lemon cookies to eat. (Archway frosty lemon soft cookies)

First world problems: So many crumbs...

[dallasgoldrush]

Long day at work today. I started to drag after awhile and realized I needed chocolate to keep myself going. I headed to the vending machine.

Got there and couldn't believe what I saw. Inflation ain't no joke. The Snickers was, like, a dollar ...

I only had a $5 bill in my wallet. I put it in the machine and it was rejected.

Then I did the whole thing where I took out the $5 bill and examined it like I was running the anti-counterfeit unit of the Secret Service. Yep, it was good. Inserted the bill again. Rejected again.

Whoa.



I exploded ...

WAIT - ONE - [insert multiple profanities here] - MINUTE!!! Y'all charge me a dollar for each chocolate bar and won't take a five? So every time I go on a binge I gotta come in here with like four one dollar bills?!?!!!

I contacted my lawyer about the situation, plus sent letters to my Congressman, Governor and Senator. And I just scheduled the first rally for a multi-state boycott against the machine's suppliers.

I grew up on the streets of the first world y'all. I don't put up with that crap.

[silibran]

I just got a beautful pedicure today, and today is probably the last day of sandal weather.

[dizzybint]

I tried to take photos in the countryside yesterday.. but the car kept going over bumps and my dog was jumping all over me.. and now I have photos all fuzzy.