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I'm laughing about this topic, particularly AT the members who posted criticism.
Her cat jumped on my back (she and I were under the covers) during a session of rumpty pumpty.
My dog has sometimes jumped on the bed during the ... activity, and promptly curled up and fell asleep, bored. He just wanted to be with us. Dogs are like that. I like that they're like that!
In his younger years my dog saw my leg as a sexual object. He'd already been fixed and as he grew and his hormones faded he lost interest in my leg.
I think when I got my first dog I was a bit conscious of going naked or having sex in front of him, but I quickly adjusted to the fact that he just didn't care any more than your tropical fish care. Hmmm... Or do they?
Alright, I have to ask this silly question. Wow, is your profile photo really you? If so, you have been blessed beyond measure. Very, very nicely done. If it isn't you, somebody else has been blessed beyond measure, lol. Either way, that was some tasty eye candy. Thank you very much.
Yes, I'm old, but I'm not dead yet . I can still appreciate natural talent.
I, too, was devastated by this as a teen that the dog had one up on me. Sadly, I'm not double jointed, though if I was I wouldn't leave the house much either so maybe it's for the best.
I know, no fair . But think of the money saved, and the heartbreak avoided if only.
It's distracting, but the only time I really felt bothered was when my cat walked into the bathroom, stood still, and sniffed. As if her litter box smells like a bed of roses.
"Stinky humanz. And they complainz abt my potty box. The nerves."
Alright, I have to ask this silly question. Wow, is your profile photo really you? If so, you have been blessed beyond measure. Very, very nicely done. If it isn't you, somebody else has been blessed beyond measure, lol. Either way, that was some tasty eye candy. Thank you very much.
Yes, I'm old, but I'm not dead yet . I can still appreciate natural talent.
Oh my gosh no! I only wish I looked like my profile pic, and could be that age too! I would just totally devastate femininity! I'm not doing such a bad job as a sr. citizen but that is certainly not me! Actually I recently changed my profile pic from Clark Gable (a very dashing man!) just because I saw the image I am using now because the subject was just so sexy hansome. If I were that good looking and that age I would doubtless become a gigolo! Or a rock star if I had any talent.
My profile pic almost turns me on, and I'm a 100% heterosexual man!
I'm a very average looking sr. citizen, slightly below average height, slightly above a healthy weight, and having a damned fine time staying active in my retirement and getting my money's worth out of OurTime.com (50+ dating site). And I have a mustache.
Here's another one: On the Internet the men are men, the women are men, and the children are the FBI! (Not true, but funny!)
If I were the model in the pic I would be very busy working out a challenging and financially rewarding career during my days (probably writing fiction) and spend my nights entertaining my coterie of beautiful lasses.
And I'd let my dog watch us cavort!
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"Stinky humanz. And they complainz abt my potty box. The nerves."
FWIW one of my dates has a space age cat box that looks like a life support pod, and when the cat is done the machine automatically cycles the litter and refreshes itself. She says she never has cat litter box problems.
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But a crotch is just about at nose level, perfectly situated. And polite dogs always say hello to the rear end first . It's just how things are done.
Yes, that is the doggy way of a meet and greet. We humans shake hands or exchange air kisses.
Her cat jumped on my back (she and I were under the covers) during a session of rumpty pumpty.
Omg... thanks for making me laugh loudly, when I'm supposed to be doing actual work right now! I think "rumpty pumpty" is my new favorite phrase now.
And no, I don't really feel "weird" around my pets, but I have learned one thing since getting a dog - never bend over (like to pick up something) when you're naked, unless you enjoy a wet nose up your butt.
I rather like foreign slang. (French in this case. I use foreign words just to mess with my friends' heads. My sister is teaching me how to curse in Afrikaans.)
And yes on the wet nose thing, been there done that, reprogrammed me brain to not do that any more!
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. And all the while they are thinking "You aren't doing it right". 
Thank you very much. 
. But think of the money saved, and the heartbreak avoided if only.
Oh well, have to explain everything I guess, lol.
