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Old 06-17-2008, 10:11 AM
 
Location: Humboldt Park, Chicago
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This should be fun....

1.) The brand new benz in the parking lot has a "for sale" sign on it
2.) Even realtors admit house prices are dropping.
3.) When you go to look at the same house for sale you looked at this time last year that is still on the market.
4.) When the NAR forecasts price drops.
5.) When mortgage brokers actually bother to check to verify your income.
6.) When banks cancel your home equity line of credit.

I am sure many of you have serious and not so serious things to add. I look forward to your responses.
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Old 06-17-2008, 11:25 AM
 
Location: Mokelumne Hill, CA & El Pescadero, BCS MX.
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You can't get your annual facelift. I kid you not, I saw this on the Daily Show last night about a Beverly Hills Real Estate agent.

You see your real estate agent in the bar, but she's standing on the other side making cocktails.

The person you gave a listing presentation to a year ago comes back to you and says "OK, I'll sell it for the price you suggested".

Appraisers are willing to look at comps 10 miles away.

I'll think of more
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Old 06-17-2008, 11:30 AM
 
Location: Marion, IN
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You See Your Real Estate Agent In The Bar, But She's Standing On The Other Side Making Cocktails.
Omg! Roflmao!
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Old 06-17-2008, 11:47 AM
 
Location: Mokelumne Hill, CA & El Pescadero, BCS MX.
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This one is also true.

Your real estate agent calls you about buying term insurance or offers you a good deal on car insurance.
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Old 06-17-2008, 11:50 AM
 
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1. When you meet people, you stop casually mentioning that you just moved to the area and are looking for a house, because everyone is either selling one or has a realtor relative they want you to call.

2. You're consistently the only people on the sign in sheet at open houses.

3. The seller's realtor says, "If you're interested, if I were you, I'd just make a real lowball offer."

Not kidding on any of these.
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Old 06-17-2008, 11:52 AM
 
Location: Halfway between Number 4 Privet Drive and Forks, WA
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"When Countrywide starts selling car insurance." (kid you not... a coworker of mine just bought insurance from them. Scary thought isn't it?)
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Old 06-17-2008, 12:31 PM
 
Location: Humboldt Park, Chicago
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Default True Story

In Chicago in January 2006, I was at a party and I started talking with the bartender, who seemed way too intelligent to be serving me drinks. He was a mortgage broker but was working to make some extra money. I knew this was a bad sign.

I am not a big fan of the guy but the best quote ever comes from Robert Kyosaki, "I knew real estate was in trouble when the lady checking me out at the grocery store offered me one of her newly minted realtor cards."
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Old 06-17-2008, 12:45 PM
 
Location: Georgia, on the Florida line, right above Tallahassee
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When Lawrence Yun says buyers are unable to afford higher prices....

Pending Sales Surge Where Foreclosures Purge - Forbes.com (http://www.forbes.com/markets/2008/06/09/home-sales-update-markets-econ-cx_md_0609markets30.html - broken link)
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Old 06-17-2008, 08:52 PM
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Location: WPB
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You Know Real Estate Values are Dropping When....the NAR repeatedly calls the "bottom" each month and keeps saying "its a buyers market".

BTW, You will know when it is a real "buyers" market because people will actually be buying.
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Old 06-17-2008, 09:36 PM
 
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When huge banners that say seller financing, $0 down, no credit checks, no payments for a year, dont even garnish 1 call.
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