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Old 12-14-2006, 09:51 AM
 
Location: Lots of sun and palm trees with occasional hurricane :)
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This is the best recipe I have ever seen! Don't leave out a single ingredient


Christmas Cookie Recipe

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Crown Royal

- Sample the Crown Royal to check quality.
- Take a large bowl, check the Crown Royal again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
- Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
- Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
- At this point it's best to make sure the Crown Royal is still OK, try another cup.. just in case.
- Turn off the mixer thingy.
- Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
- Pick the frigging fruit off floor...
- Mix on the turner.
- If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with
a dewscriver.
- Sample the Crown Royal to check for tonsisticity.
- Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.... who giveshz a sheet.
- Check the Crown Royal.
- Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
- Add one table.
- Add a spoon of ar, or somefink.... whatever you can find.
- Greash the oven.
- Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
- Don't forget to beat off the turner.
- Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
- Finish the bottle of Crown Royal.
- Make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
Cherry Mistmas
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Old 12-14-2006, 10:09 AM
 
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If I'm not of fan of whiskey, do you think I can subsitute a nice single malt scotch in that recipe?



Thanks for the chuckles!
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Old 12-14-2006, 10:31 AM
 
Location: Lots of sun and palm trees with occasional hurricane :)
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If I'm not of fan of whiskey, do you think I can subsitute a nice single malt scotch in that recipe?



Thanks for the chuckles!

hahahahaha. Go for it!!!
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Old 12-03-2010, 01:07 PM
 
Location: South GA
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Love it!
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