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Old 06-21-2010, 06:30 PM
 
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Wanted: Sex Slave. Must feed me grapes dressed only in fig leaf, must listen to me without interrupting, must only watch chick flicks, must fan me when I start to glisten with dew, and must do my bidding at all times...only hunks need apply.
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Old 06-21-2010, 06:32 PM
 
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And he cooks "just like your Mama!"
Now I just think you are making fun of me.

/runs away to his mommy.
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Old 06-21-2010, 06:33 PM
 
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Wanted: Sex Slave. Must feed me grapes dressed only in fig leaf, must listen to me without interrupting, must only watch chick flicks, must fan me when I start to glisten with dew, and must do my bidding at all times...only hulks need apply.



Let me tell you something brother. That will never happen d00d. You can eat your vegetables, and say your prayers all you want, and it ain't gonna happen brother!!

YOU!!

Watcha gonna do, brother, when Sizzlemania runs wild all over you!!
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Old 06-21-2010, 06:36 PM
 
Location: Houston, Texas
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It's so hard to write an honest ad. Because if I told the truth it would sound like I am bragging. Anyone ever feel that way?
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Old 06-21-2010, 06:37 PM
 
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Haha...like you think I'm a dude...and just because you don't qualify there is no reason to go off on me....LMAO....I guess a hulk would do, as well as a hunk. I could get used to green.
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Old 06-21-2010, 06:39 PM
 
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Hulk is white not green. He has a big yellow mustache. And he wears tights.

Nothing like me, I wear a singlet and carry a club. Speak loudly and carry a big club, me always says.
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Old 06-21-2010, 06:40 PM
 
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Hulk is white not green. He has a big yellow mustache. And he wears tights.

Nothing like me, I wear a singlet and carry a club. Speak loudly and carry a big club, me always says.

Not Hogan, the Incredible Hulk...lol. I don't like big, yellow mustaches...too ticklish.
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Old 06-21-2010, 06:41 PM
 
Location: Tennessee
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Now I just think you are making fun of me.

/runs away to his mommy.
I would never!!
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Old 06-21-2010, 06:42 PM
 
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Not Hogan, the Incredible Hulk...lol. I don't like big, yellow mustaches...too ticklish.


Fingers tickle, not mustaches...silly. When I was a wee lass, my dad used to tickle me with his fingers...never his mustache.

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I would never!!

I hope you go to bed happy knowing you made me cry.
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Old 06-21-2010, 06:45 PM
 
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Aww did you really cry? Mustaches can tickle too...are you ticklish?
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