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In light of the comments here, the guy revised the ad to read:
Me: Single white male, 25, seeking long-term relationship and prospect of marriage with SWF, 18-22. I'm a spiritual and religious person, a lofty and intellectual Ph.D. candidate at American World University. I measure 5'9", about 200 lbs. and I plan to loose it soon.
You: Equally lofty. Must have at least a "C" cup size, but a "D" or larger preferred and be between 5'1" and 5'5" and not be a BBW. Sorry, I'm just not into obese women.
E-mail me back with a picture and short bio. You must include a REAL picture, because authenticity is genuine. Thanks.
In light of the comments here, the guy revised the ad to read:
Me: Single white male, 25, seeking long-term relationship and prospect of marriage with SWF, 18-22. I'm a spiritual and religious person, a lofty and intellectual Ph.D. candidate at American World University. I measure 5'9", about 200 lbs. and I plan to loose it soon.
You: Equally lofty. Must have at least a "C" cup size, but a "D" or larger preferred and be between 5'1" and 5'5" and not be a BBW. Sorry, I'm just not into obese women.
E-mail me back with a picture and short bio. You must include a REAL picture, because authenticity is genuine. Thanks.
Lofty can mean elevated in character. It can also mean affecting grandness, pompous, arrogant or haughty. I'd guess the latter.
"I plan to loose it soon."? Is he about to go off the deep end? I know he means lose, instead of loose. He should fix that if he's going to brag about his intellect. I assume he's talking about losing weight; but, again, if he's so smart, he should pay a little more attention to how he structures his sentences.
Authenticity is genuine? Well, yes. Authentic and genuine are synonyms. And, why is he demanding authenticity from her when he's lying about his height and weight?
In light of the comments here, the guy revised the ad to read:
Me: Single white male, 25, seeking long-term relationship and prospect of marriage with SWF, 18-22. I'm a spiritual and religious person, a lofty and intellectual Ph.D. candidate at American World University. I measure 5'9", about 200 lbs. and I plan to loose it soon.
You: Equally lofty. Must have at least a "C" cup size, but a "D" or larger preferred and be between 5'1" and 5'5" and not be a BBW. Sorry, I'm just not into obese women.
E-mail me back with a picture and short bio. You must include a REAL picture, because authenticity is genuine. Thanks.
I'm feeling snarky so let me help:
Me: SWM, 25, seeking long-term relationship with SWF, 18-22 (you can already get the gist of my personality be my overly restrictive age requirements). I'm a spiritual and religious person (and now you can tell I have no real interest in either or understanding, because if religion were truly important to me I would actually tell you what my religion is), lofty and intellectual (I'm telling you that because it is not apparent from my grammar, sentence structure, or vocabulary). I'm fat, but you should date me anyways, because despite the fact that I haven't been able to lose the weight to date, it's only a matter of time. (Have doubts? I used to weigh more AND be shorter)
You: Delusions of grandeur (we need to have things in common!!). Be petite with REALLy big ta-ta's (I TOLD you I was an intellectual). No fatties - I don't like people who look like me.
E-mail me back with a picture and short bio. You must include a REAL picture, because authenticity is genuine. (Ok so that is redundant, but I TOLD you I'm intellectual. That's so you could ignore all the evidence to the contrary.)
This post was a joke. Thanks to all for participating! I thought you'd get a laugh
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