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08-26-2010, 08:40 PM
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Originally Posted by JSizzle225
I took the whole thing, as almost a Mel Brooks spoof, on writing a dating profile. I actually thought it was brilliant...at least what I skimmed of it.
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08-26-2010, 08:45 PM
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As a dating profile...maybe it's a fail...I don't know.
As a piece of comedy/writing...it's brilliant. Spoofing something, without people knowing you are doing it, is about the height of intelligent comedy. Just look at the genius of Andy Kauffman. People still don't know what to make of his work...nearly 30 years later. Modern day...it is Sasha Baron Cohen.
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08-26-2010, 08:49 PM
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Originally Posted by JSizzle225
As a dating profile...maybe it's a fail...I don't know.
As a piece of comedy/writing...it's brilliant. Spoofing something, without people knowing you are doing it, is about the height of intelligent comedy. Just look at the genius of Andy Kauffman. People still don't know what to make of his work...nearly 30 years later. Modern day...it is Sasha Baron Cohen.
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If I am taking it seriously: too much info
however on the whole it is amusing |
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08-26-2010, 08:51 PM
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That's my take on online dating...on the hole: People are way too stuffy and take it way too seriously. Sigh...introverts.
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08-26-2010, 08:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Ep-
* A bloody good laugh guaranteed (I live to make you laugh)
* Being jumped out in front of whilst I wear a Halloween mask when you least expect it
Anyway if you want to chat/flirt/meet/kiss/hug/shag me
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You live in the US and you forgot to mention your sexy British accent in your ad? Huge omission.  |
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08-26-2010, 08:58 PM
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You told me not to do it, but I wanted to! You must've borrowed the idea from POF's forums. I think it's a great idea to post it here because you know us somewhat and by our reactions you can decide which way to go, depending on what your target audience is.
I saw your existing profile, too. Granted, I'm not 25, but I'd never respond to that one unless you're exceptionally hot!  And even then, unless I get something more interesting in response, I wouldn't bother any further.
This profile had quite a few pitfalls and yet it was more likely to grab me, even in its original state because it was a bit witty and funny. I particularly liked the bullets and some other points. The "what I don't want" section was completely unnecessary, not that funny, and it was making the profile long for no reason. Besides, it may make some think you're a weirdo.
I didn't spend that much time on my re-write, so it may not be that great, but I think it's an improvement. If you decide to use it and it gets ya laid, I drink Johnnie Black, OK?!
Wow, I'm a century old already! Oh, wait, that's a quarter of a century! The best of both worlds - young, curious, and adventurous, and somewhat wise at the same time!
I have a great life and good friends, a lot of concerts keep me busy, but I miss the scent of a special woman in it. New activities always entice me. I'm learning how to golf, I'm interested in photography, and I've even done some adrenaline-rush crazy things like skydiving. Can you keep up with me?;-) Don't get scared now - adrenaline has to go down sometimes, so I also watch TV and spend time on my computer. My puppy keeps me company during these quiet times. He knows a good man when he sees one and he adores me, but none of that compares to having that special someone sharing your life.
I'm looking for a partner in crime and adventure, a person willing to share my interests and introduce me to her own passions. I won't write a boring and long laundry list of requirements. The most amazing woman for me may come in many shapes and forms and I don't want to miss her.
What you will get from me - (in no particular order)
* Friendship (the best girlfriends are your friends, too)
* Affection (snuggles are good)
* A bloody good laugh guaranteed (I live to make you laugh)
* Love (I know what it is and how to give it)
* Sex (this has been known to happen)
* Kisses (even with tongues)
* Ear lobe nibbling (not too hard; I'm not a vampire)
* Tickling (because it's funny)
* Jumping in front of you while wearing a Halloween mask and you least expect it
* You will be teased
* You will smile
* You will laugh
* You may miss me when I'm not there
* But I will always be back
* You may look at the empty side of the bed when you're alone and stroke it, or sniff the pillow looking for signs of me, but then, hey, you're only human as am I.
I believe the secret to a happy life is trying to make those around me happy, and if you're my girlfriend you'll be always number one on the list. I'm not perfect despite all the newspaper articles about me. I can be annoying, but it's not deliberate.
If you want to chat/flirt/meet/kiss/hug/shag, you know where to find me. And don't forget - the best products sell fast at full retail price!;-) |
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08-26-2010, 08:59 PM
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Originally Posted by JSizzle225
That's my take on online dating...on the hole: People are way too stuffy and take it way too seriously. Sigh...introverts.
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theres nothing wrong with introverts!!  |
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08-26-2010, 09:02 PM
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theres nothing wrong with introverts!! |
Me and introverts are oil and water. Nothing wrong with them...they'd just drive me bonkers. |
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08-26-2010, 09:03 PM
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Okay this is just a quick shot, but I would find something like this more appealing....
I'm 25, I'm single, and I am into having a great new adventure as often as I can fit it in. As much as I enjoy getting out and doing the next fun thing, I realize that it's even more fun to share the experience with a partner. So, how about it? Are you up for spur-of-the moment trips? Can you paddle a kayak? Play golf? Ride a bike? Know how to use an SLR? Do you know what one is? Can you put up a tent? Build a fire? Have you ever made a smore? Do you know how to roast a perfect marshmallow? If not, are you up for learning how?? I'm a great teacher, and a fast learner. Hopefully you have lots you'd like to share with me too, and we can have a blast learning new things together. Oh, I have a new puppy too, so if you have any tips there, I'd greatly appreciate it!
I'm only human at the end of the day but I believe the secret to a happy life is to try to make those around me happy, and if you're my girlfriend then you're always number one on the list. I'm not perfect despite all the newspaper articles about me. I can be annoying, but it's not deliberate, and I'll do my best to always be open, honest, and respectful.
If you want to chat, please drop me a line. And hurry up - who knows how much fun we are missing!!
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08-26-2010, 09:05 PM
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Originally Posted by JSizzle225
I took the whole thing, as almost a Mel Brooks spoof, on writing a dating profile. I actually thought it was brilliant...at least what I skimmed of it.
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It was trying waaaayyy too hard. A little desperate sounding. Weird and wacky is good, but not when it gets that long. |
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