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Unread 09-21-2010, 03:42 PM
 
Location: Where we enjoy all four seasons
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"Don't worry about the rash I have a doctor's appt next week"
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Unread 09-21-2010, 04:11 PM
 
Location: Bradenton, Florida
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"What's your name again?"
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Unread 09-21-2010, 05:06 PM
Status: "People Need To Hide Their Crazy Better." (set 15 days ago)
 
Location: North Beach, MD on the Chesapeake
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Hey, how about I introduce you to the wife?
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Unread 09-21-2010, 05:35 PM
 
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Here is one I actually heard a guy say as a pick-up line:

"You're pretty cute, so your mother's gotta be foxy too, can I have her number?"
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Unread 09-21-2010, 05:52 PM
 
Location: Your computer screen.
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"Oh, you're a woman?! I'm sorry, I thought you were a transvestite."

"I was on T.V. once. You ever see that Chris Hansen show, To Catch a Predator?"
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Unread 09-21-2010, 06:16 PM
 
Location: Everywhere you want to be
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OMG!!!! This is one of the funniest threads!!!!
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Unread 09-21-2010, 06:22 PM
 
Location: Indianapolis, IN
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Are your boobs real? (I really was asked that on a first date)
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Unread 09-21-2010, 06:46 PM
 
Location: Tucson
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Are your boobs real? (I really was asked that on a first date)
I hope there was no second date!
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Unread 09-21-2010, 08:07 PM
 
Location: Everywhere you want to be
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Are you into 3somes--that is not nice to ask on a first date....
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Unread 09-21-2010, 08:09 PM
 
Location: Tucson
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"My mood swings seem to have leveled out since the electric shock treatments."
The lobotomy helped some, too!
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