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Old 09-18-2010, 07:49 AM
 
Location: Bradenton, Florida
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This is meant to be funny, and with some things that are funny, there may also be an element of truth in them. In other words, they may be things you actually heard someone say, and were aghast at (at the time), that made you wonder, "What is this person thinking?!"

For example: "I left my wallet at home. You do have enough to pay for this, right?"

"Is the power out at your house? Because I cannot believe that you thought that was a good look for you."

"Did you ever think about going camping? Because you look like you could help me pitch a tent."

The stranger the better, for purposes of this humor thread.
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Old 09-18-2010, 07:59 AM
 
Location: Wu Dang Mountain
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-"Wow - you kiss just like my Mom!"
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Old 09-18-2010, 09:51 AM
 
Location: In the real world!
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"Can I bring my gun in? I never go anywhere without it!"
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Old 09-18-2010, 09:54 AM
 
Location: Corydon, IN
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"Whew, them's some big 'uns! My name's Jeff..."
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Old 09-18-2010, 10:01 AM
 
Location: Rural Central Texas
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Ummm, Babe, could you hold these in your purse while we go through the metal detectors?
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Old 09-18-2010, 10:13 AM
 
Location: Wu Dang Mountain
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"What - like you never saw a sheep dressed in a schoolgirl outfit before?"
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Old 09-18-2010, 10:22 AM
 
Location: DFW - Coppell / Las Colinas
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Can I borrow $20 Bucks ?

I think older women are sexy.

I used to be gay, but have converted.

My mom goes to bed at 10pm, maybe we can go to my place later.

Hi, my name is TVSG.

For women: I don't want to carry my purse into the club. Would you put this tampon in your pocket ?
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Old 09-18-2010, 10:49 AM
 
Location: Bradenton, Florida
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"You're not a cop, are you? I hear you have to tell me if you're a cop."

The classic..."Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?" Scarier if said by a guy. Even scarier is if the person answers in a deadpan voice, "Yes, it is a gun."
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Old 09-18-2010, 10:53 AM
 
Location: Fort Worth, TX
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Hi, my name is TVSG.
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Old 09-18-2010, 10:59 AM
 
Location: maryland
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mmmmhmmm girl i'm gonna be all on in that tonight

oh **** hold on it's my wife calling

I hope you don't mind separate checks

I think i used to date your mother!
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