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That's a long way to go just to meet chicks. I've started hanging out at the local Sexaholics Anonymous meetings and hooking up with all the girls who drop out of the program.
Meh - I suppose you're right, but I think I'd rather go back to being a monk than dealing with starry-eyed Million Woman marchers...
I mean, c'mon - they had "Morning Breakout Conversations"!
"Oh, Joanne, your skin looks FABulous - what are you using?"
"Girlfriend, I discovered that wonderful new ZitBGone - one application and I'm golden for a week!"
...Afternoon Breakout Conversations...
"Joanne uses ZitBGone, but seriously - she STILL looks like the nasty side of the moon!"
...and a day of Health, Wellness and Transformation...
"Our next speaker runs 12 miles a day, eats nothing but sprouts and is scheduled for a sex-change operation next month..."
...while Lean Cuisine is the Official Sponsor of "Night At The Village".
I suppose Ahnold will stand around and flex while wifey does the presenting...
The problem is Phil.... your like me....... you seem to have an uncanny ability for abstract thought.
These things seem to be lost on the masses......
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