Is a brief, clothes on massage too much for a first date? (dating, guy)

[Neemy]

Convo could be awkward:

Man: So what do you like to do for fun? Could you move it down just a little more...ah, yeah. Yeah...that's good...

Woman: Well, I play tennis and oooooh, that's it. That's it. Keep going, yeah. Ooooooh, yeah.... and sometimes I'll catch a comedy show with my friends. Oh God that's good....so good...

Man: You like live comedy shows? Awesome. YES, that's awesome. Just go a little slower, and push down a bit...right there, yeah, there....yeah... So, what comedians do you like? Now faster...oh, yeah, yeah...**** YEAH!!!

Woman: GOD, yes! Oh, god. Oh... yeah. God. Mitch Hedberg (RIP), Ron White... harder, yes, harder! Oh, yes...

Man: oooooooooooooooooooooh, yes....

Woman: Nice massage, huh?

Man: I'm just a huge fan of Ron White. Ohhhh myyy ****ing God....

[OngletNYC]

I agree with everyone else. Way too weird.

[filihok]

Chicks are boring...

As a dude I'd totally do a massage date

[Ceece]

You really can't talk or get to know each other while having a chair massage, it defeats the purpose.

[SifuPhil]

I think it would be too difficult to converse during a chair massage. How about his-and-hers acupuncture?

[virgode]

Originally Posted by SifuPhil

I think it would be too difficult to converse during a chair massage. How about his-and-hers acupuncture?

ouch

[andreaspercheron]

I personally don't feel it's appropriate unless you're in a relationship with someone. Having a massage is very personal and to me, intimate. It doesn't matter how simple it sounds... It just personally wouldn't be for me.

[sierraAZ]

Originally Posted by SifuPhil

I think it would be too difficult to converse during a chair massage. How about his-and-hers acupuncture?

Not a bad idea! Gets you used to being with a prick!

[Hawk J]

Go on a bowling date. See whoo gets the most gutter balls.

hahahaha

[SifuPhil]

Originally Posted by sierraAZ

Not a bad idea! Gets you used to being with a prick!

Right - serves as a reminder of how quickly they can get under your skin with a little bit of needling. Whereas with a massage, you'll only discover how they can push and push to the point of pain...