SifuPhil's Counseling SuperStore

[sierraAZ]

Originally Posted by virgode

Freud was the worst, brilliant but troubled man.

It takes one to get one!

[thebobs]

Originally Posted by SifuPhil

No degree - indeed, no prior education at all - is required to join the SifuPhil Team. Just the franchise fee. And watching "Dr." Phil is fine - in fact, it's required viewing in our training syllabus, along with "Real Shallow Housewives of BuzzardKill, Montana", "Ice Road Therapists" and "Family Counseling Guy".

I watched Married With Children. You know, The Bundy's. Is that training enough to join your team?

[yankeegirl313]

Originally Posted by thebobs

I watched Married With Children. You know, The Bundy's. Is that training enough to join your team?

Lifetime..television for women!

[SifuPhil]

Originally Posted by thebobs

I watched Married With Children. You know, The Bundy's. Is that training enough to join your team?

It depends - if you want to specialize in marital counseling, then yes. The Bundys displayed all the healthy signs of a modern marriage - humor, sickness and naughty-mindedness.

Besides, their daughter was a hot little tramp...

Originally Posted by yankeegirl313

Lifetime..television for women!

Ah, Ms. 313 - good to see you again! I see you took our advice and have elected Lifetime as your viewing of choice. Excellent! Have you seen the latest episode of "Project Runaway", where Tim Gunn's Workroom is tasked with designing affordable yet chic ensembles for runaway pre-teens? Emotionally-charged and satisfying, isn't it?

Or how about "Drop Dead Devo"? HOW clever is it to have a show devoted to the deaths of all of the members of a gimmicky 80's band? Inspired!

My personal favorite remains that hilarious game show, "Who Knows Your Breast", where contestants are shocked when it is revealed that neighbors have secretly been taping them while participating in nude Pilates classes. That show always brings a smile to my face!

[SifuPhil]

Originally Posted by virgode

Freud was the worst, brilliant but troubled man.

Perhaps you're just manifesting a defense mechanism of repression, or possibly allowing your transference to show. After all, anyone who claims that sexual desire is the primary motivator of human life is OK in MY book!

Of course, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar...

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