Relationship Chat Thread #11 (kissing, ugly, looking, picture)

[seeniorita]

Originally Posted by SifuPhil

My brain-finger editor is still not the tempered tool I need it to be, so I'm trying to stay away from those kinds of threads.

*kicks over SifuSatan's collection plate*

Hey SifuSatan, you've got work to do! There are some brimestone, hellfire false prophets hanging around here. Could you please round them back up and put them back in the roaster? They are getting on my nerves!

Thanks,
Seeniorita

[yellfire]

Originally Posted by SifuPhil

HOWDY, BROTHERS AND SISTERS!

This here is SifuSatan, owner of SIFUSATAN'S USED SINS! We pay CASH for YOUR USED SINS! We have low-milage sins ready for you to drive home! Easy payment plans - you deal with US, a local business, not some nameless entity in the sky!

HURRY ON DOWN and bring the wife and rugrats - we'll do ya' a deal yer Pappy would be proud of! And I KNOW that, 'cause yer Pappy works for US!!!

But I want NEW sins! Shiny brand NEW ones!

Originally Posted by SifuPhil

*sigh* *sometimes it's hard to be a teacher*

Yes, it's sex on a scooter.

It's overrated. The helmets get in the way.

Originally Posted by Thursday007

Preacher boy and several others like him are speaking on behalf of ALL men and the hang ups and dysfunction are thicker than mud. You should get to know your CD representatives.

Didn't we just vote them IN? I can't keep up. Seems like we just had an election...

[fleetiebelle]

Originally Posted by Thursday007

No, you are not alone, but now we are all going to hell and better "save our immortal souls."

What's bananas is that usually the people who want to fornicate freely without commitment aren't the same ones who proseletyze about morality. Dude is a special sort of nuts, and I still don't understand what he's saying.

[yellfire]

Originally Posted by fleetiebelle

What's bananas is that usually the people who want to fornicate freely without commitment aren't the same ones who proseletyze about morality. Dude is a special sort of nuts, and I still don't understand what he's saying.

mmm bananas AND nuts in the same post. Pass the brownies.

[Thursday007]

Originally Posted by fleetiebelle

What's bananas is that usually the people who want to fornicate freely without commitment aren't the same ones who proseletyze about morality. Dude is a special sort of nuts, and I still don't understand what he's saying.

He could have written all that in braille for all anyone understood him and that reverberating echo of sentences anyway.

[SifuPhil]

Originally Posted by seeniorita

*kicks over SifuSatan's collection plate*

Hey SifuSatan, you've got work to do! There are some brimestone, hellfire false prophets hanging around here. Could you please round them back up and put them back in the roaster? They are getting on my nerves!

Thanks,
Seeniorita

*Rips off red tux to reveal red, white and blue SuperSifu outfit*

I'm sorry, Miss - my superpowers have temporarily been negated my the one thing that is stronger than me -

Moderite!

Yes, Moderite!

Faster than a speeding bullet-point! More powerful than a hidden motive! Able to leap tall betamanlets in a single bound! ("Look! Up in the thread!" "It's a bird!" "It's a plane!" "It's Moderite!")... Yes, it's Moderite ... strange visitor from another planet, who came to the Forum with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men (and women and TGs)! Moderite ... that can change the course of mighty discussions, bend verbs in its bare hands, and who, disguised as an invisible deity, a mild-mannered porter for a great metropolitan website, fights a never-ending battle for truth, justice, and the American way!

[SifuPhil]

Originally Posted by yellfire

But I want NEW sins! Shiny brand NEW ones!

Trust me, lady - I been in dis biz over 52 years - ain't NUTHIN' new in da woild o' sins!

It's overrated. The helmets get in the way.

Oh, OK - you must have been trying "The Screaming Invalid" position...

[seeniorita]

Originally Posted by SifuPhil

*Rips off red tux to reveal red, white and blue SuperSifu outfit*

I'm sorry, Miss - my superpowers have temporarily been negated my the one thing that is stronger than me -

Moderite!

Yes, Moderite!

Faster than a speeding bullet-point! More powerful than a hidden motive! Able to leap tall betamanlets in a single bound! ("Look! Up in the thread!" "It's a bird!" "It's a plane!" "It's Moderite!")... Yes, it's Moderite ... strange visitor from another planet, who came to the Forum with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men (and women and TGs)! Moderite ... that can change the course of mighty discussions, bend verbs in its bare hands, and who, disguised as an invisible deity, a mild-mannered porter for a great metropolitan website, fights a never-ending battle for truth, justice, and the American way!

*swoon*

Thank you for the laugh SifuPhil! You are hilarious and I love your sense of humor and creativity! Oh well, I think we did a good job of running them off........for now! Just another thumper hiding behind lustful urges trying to cover them up with Jaysus syrup.

[sierraAZ]

Originally Posted by SifuPhil

Trust me, lady - I been in dis biz over 52 years - ain't NUTHIN' new in da woild o' sins!

I can vouch for that! Did I say in public the spell check suggests replacing SifuPhil with Sinful?!

[SifuPhil]

Originally Posted by seeniorita

*swoon*

Thank you for the laugh SifuPhil! You are hilarious and I love your sense of humor and creativity!

*bows* We live to serve, m'Lady. May we expect a kiss upon our heroic cheek for services rendered?

Oh well, I think we did a good job of running them off........for now! Just another thumper hiding behind lustful urges trying to cover them up with Jaysus syrup.

I don't mind debates or discussions that use your own thoughts and words. Even I quote from various beliefs once in a while. But I can't abide having literal chapter and verse constantly flung in front of me - it's like throwing a starving tiger a Frisbee - there's very little to chew on and what there IS tastes like crap.