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Gooooood morning! It's Cyber Monday! time for me to pick up one or two things I've been needing... copper pots and pans, sheets, and luggage! Better get your lists in to me quick!
That's OK! There's a shortage of mush here anyway and every little bit helps.
We should call in the Mush Bunch...maybe we could have a Mush Bunch Brunch.
On a related note...when I was a kid I had a newspaper route, and a customer up the street once complained to my folks about me making "goo-goo eyes" at her.
I was about 11 at the time, and all I remember is that I was traumatized by the sight of this 300-pound nightgown-clad woman, cigarette dangling from her painted lips and stockings pooled around her ankles, constantly appearing when any of us young guys were going by her house. Since I had a fixed time to collect the money for the papers, she knew when I'd be coming and always seemed to be in some state of undress at that specific time.
I guess because I wanted nothing more than to get away, and my eyes reflected the sheer terror I felt, that she took offense and decided to try and teach me a lesson.
Mom and Dad just laughed and told her to put some clothes on, then got a bit more serious and told her if she kept inviting me in for milk and cookies they'd have her arrested.
I was about 11 at the time, and all I remember is that I was traumatized by the sight of this 300-pound nightgown-clad woman, cigarette dangling from her painted lips and stockings pooled around her ankles, constantly appearing when any of us young guys were going by her house. Since I had a fixed time to collect the money for the papers, she knew when I'd be coming and always seemed to be in some state of undress at that specific time.
That's sick! What's wrong with some women?! I can relate to some extent to men's lusting after little girls, but women lusting after boys this age...?! What can you possibly even find attractive?!
Can we have booze? It would be a Lush Mush Bunch Brunch.
I like this idea! In fact, I think I'm developing a Lush Mush Bunch Brunch Crush!
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Originally Posted by sierraAZ
That's sick! What's wrong with some women?! I can relate to some extent to men's lusting after little girls, but women lusting after boys this age...?! What can you possibly even find attractive?!
She was a wackadoo. There were always dozens of empty beer bottles in the garbage can, her two yappy dogs turned the front yard into a fertilizer plant, and her two boys (my age) were the biggest bullies and troublemakers in the neighborhood. She was also divorced, and almost every night there were different cars parking in front of her place.
That makes it even more incomprehensible in my book.
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