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Old 12-07-2010, 07:42 PM
 
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The first time was on the beach late at night under the light of a full moon. He was my first in every way, and he was tall, golden skinned, longish dark blonde hair, and icy blue eyes...his face was chisled and so were his abs. His arms were long, lean yet muscular...he was and is the most gorgeous guy I have ever seen.....his skin seemed to glow in the moonlight..and his sexy smile drove me insane. We went skinny dipping and dated until I left to go to college after that summer....I have never forgotten him or the way he looked that night.
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Old 12-07-2010, 07:50 PM
 
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A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were spending the first night of their honeymoon. They opened the champagne and began undressing. When the bridegroom removed his socks, his new wife asked, "What's wrong with your feet? Your toes look all mangled and weird.

"I had tolio as a child," he answered.

"You mean polio?" she asked.

"No, tolio . The disease only affected my toes."

When the groom took off his pants, his bride once again asked

"What's wrong with your knees? They're all lumpy and deformed!"

"As a child, I also had kneasles," he explained.

"You mean measles?" she asked.

"No, kneasles. It was a strange illness that only affected my knees."

The new bride had to be satisfied with this answer.

As the undressing continued, her husband at last removed his underwear.

"Don't tell me," she said.

"Let me guess...











Smallcox
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Old 12-07-2010, 07:54 PM
 
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as the undressing continued, her husband at last removed his underwear.

"don't tell me," she said.

"let me guess...











Smallcox

lmao...
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Old 12-07-2010, 07:56 PM
 
Location: ATL with a side of Chicago
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A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were spending the first night of their honeymoon. They opened the champagne and began undressing. When the bridegroom removed his socks, his new wife asked, "What's wrong with your feet? Your toes look all mangled and weird.

"I had tolio as a child," he answered.

"You mean polio?" she asked.

"No, tolio . The disease only affected my toes."

When the groom took off his pants, his bride once again asked

"What's wrong with your knees? They're all lumpy and deformed!"

"As a child, I also had kneasles," he explained.

"You mean measles?" she asked.

"No, kneasles. It was a strange illness that only affected my knees."

The new bride had to be satisfied with this answer.

As the undressing continued, her husband at last removed his underwear.

"Don't tell me," she said.

"Let me guess...











Smallcox

Haha! Awesome!
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Old 12-07-2010, 08:09 PM
 
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I don't remember much, I tend to forget pretty easily.

If I try really hard though I know I remember that he was thicker than my arm and about 10 inches long, and I thought "That thing is huge. There's no way". I was right, there was no way.
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Old 12-07-2010, 08:11 PM
 
Location: Tucson
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If I try really hard though I know I remember that he was thicker than my arm and about 10 inches long, and I thought "That thing is huge. There's no way". I was right, there was no way.
Oh, c'mon... I've never encountered such gifted individuals, but I would think there has to be a way... No?
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Old 12-07-2010, 08:15 PM
 
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Oh, c'mon... I've never encountered such gifted individuals, but I would think there has to be a way... No?
Trust me Sierra, there was no way. He was real, but being a virgin and him being so well endowed was a recipe for starvation. We tried many different positions, and nothing did it. Nothing gained, nothing lost, though.
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Old 12-07-2010, 08:15 PM
 
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I don't remember much, I tend to forget pretty easily.

If I try really hard though I know I remember that he was thicker than my arm and about 10 inches long, and I thought "That thing is huge. There's no way". I was right, there was no way.
Either you've got really skinny arms or that guy was .

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Oh, c'mon... I've never encountered such gifted individuals, but I would think there has to be a way... No?
I'm sure there are girls that would be happy trying. I wouldn't be one of them.
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Old 12-07-2010, 08:18 PM
 
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i have yet to see anybody naked. after i get married. which hopefully isn't more than 10 years away.

chunky? seriously. chunky?

curvy would have been nicer word choice. if anybody ever called me chunky, i'd probably beat them up.
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Old 12-07-2010, 08:18 PM
 
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Either you've got really skinny arms or that guy was .



Well, my arms are skinny compared to some people. But still, he was pretty huge and I think I measured it at the time. Haven't seen one like that since then.
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