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Old 12-20-2010, 03:43 PM
 
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Great job! I was entertained.
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Old 12-20-2010, 03:45 PM
 
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Loved it Neemy!
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Old 12-20-2010, 03:46 PM
 
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Great job SifuPhil, Sierra, and robee!
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Old 12-20-2010, 03:48 PM
 
Location: ATL with a side of Chicago
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Crap! I just realized I got 10 and 11 out of order in one of the lines.

I blame Vicodin.
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Old 12-20-2010, 03:59 PM
 
Location: Tucson
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Letter From Santa

2 Cold Street
North Pole, Canada
H0H 0H0

I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year, and since you have, I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas. I was going to bring you all the gifts from "The Twelve Days of Christmas", but we had a little problem up here. The twelve fiddlers fiddling, have all come down with "VD" from fiddling with the ten ladies dancing. The eleven lords a leaping have knocked up the eight maids a milking, and the nine pipers playing, have been arrested for doing weird things to the seven swans a swimming. The six geese a laying, four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree, have me up to my butt in bird crap.

On top of all this, Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, eight of my reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined Gay Liberation, and those dumbass Newfoundlanders have re-scheduled Christmas for the 5th of February.

Sincerely,
Santa

Letter from Santa
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Old 12-20-2010, 04:01 PM
 
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Now thats funny!
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Old 12-20-2010, 04:02 PM
 
Location: ATL with a side of Chicago
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Letter From Santa

2 Cold Street
North Pole, Canada
H0H 0H0

I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year, and since you have, I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas. I was going to bring you all the gifts from "The Twelve Days of Christmas", but we had a little problem up here. The twelve fiddlers fiddling, have all come down with "VD" from fiddling with the ten ladies dancing. The eleven lords a leaping have knocked up the eight maids a milking, and the nine pipers playing, have been arrested for doing weird things to the seven swans a swimming. The six geese a laying, four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree, have me up to my butt in bird crap.

On top of all this, Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, eight of my reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined Gay Liberation, and those dumbass Newfoundlanders have re-scheduled Christmas for the 5th of February.

Sincerely,
Santa

Letter from Santa
LOL! That's hilarious!
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Old 12-20-2010, 04:03 PM
 
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I'll be down the strip joint’s chimney on Christmas;
You can count on me.
Please have Johnnie and nuts
And G-strings on the butts.
Christmas Eve will find me
Where the evil screams.
I'll be there for Christmas
If only in my schemes.

This is priceless. Good job.
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Old 12-20-2010, 04:05 PM
 
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The sense of humor displayed by CD's finest never fails to amaze me!
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Old 12-20-2010, 04:10 PM
 
Location: Tucson
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I'm trying to amuse myself and make it through the day, so I might as well amuse you, too.

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
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