What is the worst thing someone can say to you during sex? (yelling, mother)

[temazepam]

I used to have vaginismus and it was hard to lose my virginity. One man who tried a few times got impatient and angrily said, "Making love to you is like trying to f*** a little girl!" and he stormed out of there.

[zentropa]

A friend of mine told me a story of her ill-conceived hook-up with a hick from East Texas. He was doing such a poor job she told him to stop and she got up to leave, only to hear the memorable words..."BUT I AIN'T CAME YET!"

Naturally this has become a catchphrase in our circle.

[davidals]

"While you're fumbling around down there, y'think you could find the remote?"

"Hang on...I think I got half a sandwich left..."

"Geez. This was way better in the chatroom."

"I can't wait to tell mom about you!"

"Awright. Here's the dealio: I'm gonna be J. Edgar Hoover. You're gonna play the flithy, naughty communist."

[saucywench]

Just put me leg on that table over there.

[moonlitwishes]

"what do you mean you didn't get off? You had just as much time as I did!"

one of my best guy friends told me the worst thing a girl could say is "ah he is sooo cute" (he being his....)

[HereOnMars]

Originally Posted by Jefetio

I told a woman one time, this was during the "afterglow" not the actual sex...

I told her she was a gordita sabrosa

then to further muck things up, I told her what that means

turns out it doesn't translate very well

And that's when the fight started!

[SD4020]

New GF says to her boyfriend "you are the largest I have ever been with." He answer Ditto.

She tells you she likes your stubble, you answer "so do I."

[stargazermunsta]

Originally Posted by Milleka

The worst thing said to a female is another woman's name.

Try "I love you (my friend's name)."

[Raena77]

Whoop whoop wrong hole......

[Johnny Vanderburgh]

Originally Posted by Raena77

Whoop whoop wrong hole......

*?*

You've had someone tell you that?

I must say, I've completely misjudged you.