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Old 02-13-2012, 04:03 PM
 
Location: England
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"Quick, I have church in an hour"

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Old 02-13-2012, 04:05 PM
 
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"Do STPs cause discharge?"
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Old 02-13-2012, 05:20 PM
 
Location: Bellingham, WA
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"Is that it?"
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Old 02-13-2012, 05:24 PM
 
Location: El Paso, TX
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After some kung fu training, the guys and I were doing the typical "locker room" type talk that most 20-30 year old professional men do to rag on one another. But somehow the topic got around to the worst things that someone can say (or have said) to you during sex.

For me, the absolute worst are "hurry up" and "ouch".

"Hurry up" pretty much guarantees that there will be a 30-40 minute (or more) delay in the arrival of the you-know-what and lets me know that we arent really a match sexually.

"Ouch" just lets me know that I am too much for her and since it is painful to her, it reduces my enjoyment level down to about zero percent.
When I was stationed at Fort Bragg one of my Sergeants asked me if I had heard Sex (F@#$) Rodeo. I said I did not. He said that it is when you are having sex in the doggie position and you tell her her sister was better. Take care.
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Old 02-17-2012, 04:03 PM
 
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When you're trying to enjoy yourself, and the other person won't let you because they keep screaming in pain. What a downer.
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Old 02-17-2012, 08:08 PM
 
Location: Tucson
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I hear this at the gym all the time. A lot of men who are lifting weights are making all of these sesual sounds and I am like "are they having an orgams with a dumbbell"?
No, they're getting off by looking at their reflections in the mirrors.
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Old 02-17-2012, 08:11 PM
 
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"No hon, that's not the aquarium. I haven't had a bath in a month."
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Old 02-17-2012, 08:23 PM
 
Location: Brooklyn, NY born & raised!
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"What's my name" or "whose P*&^% is this?"

For some reason those 2 sentences just annoy me every damn time.
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Old 02-17-2012, 08:57 PM
 
Location: 112 Ocean Avenue
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Is it in yet?
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Old 02-17-2012, 11:04 PM
 
Location: Lowell, MA
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The very first time me and my husband were together his ass lifted off the bed and he started screaming WOW, WOW, WOW...I have never had anything feel that good, we could patten your mouth and make a mint....not kidding for real .
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