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After some kung fu training, the guys and I were doing the typical "locker room" type talk that most 20-30 year old professional men do to rag on one another. But somehow the topic got around to the worst things that someone can say (or have said) to you during sex.
For me, the absolute worst are "hurry up" and "ouch".
"Hurry up" pretty much guarantees that there will be a 30-40 minute (or more) delay in the arrival of the you-know-what and lets me know that we arent really a match sexually.
"Ouch" just lets me know that I am too much for her and since it is painful to her, it reduces my enjoyment level down to about zero percent.
That they 'Love Me' when we hardly know each other...
"Oh honey I'm used to animals! You're doing fine though, I promise!"
I swear, if I ever hear anything that resembles this, I'd probably fly to india and live in one of those temples for the rest of my life.
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