What is the worst thing someone can say to you during sex? (men, dumped)

[LaoTzuMindFu]

After some kung fu training, the guys and I were doing the typical "locker room" type talk that most 20-30 year old professional men do to rag on one another. But somehow the topic got around to the worst things that someone can say (or have said) to you during sex.

For me, the absolute worst are "hurry up" and "ouch".

"Hurry up" pretty much guarantees that there will be a 30-40 minute (or more) delay in the arrival of the you-know-what and lets me know that we arent really a match sexually.

"Ouch" just lets me know that I am too much for her and since it is painful to her, it reduces my enjoyment level down to about zero percent.

[max's mama]

"Oh Robert, Robert.....ooops, I meant Danny!!!"

[Kobber]

"Hold on a tick... I can hear the phone... I gotta take the call... it might be a telemarketer!"

[Chicagoland60426]

When she doesn't say or make any noise at all. For a man, this means you're little jimmy is too small or you seriously lack skills.

[Introvertere]

"Are you through yet?"

[Bosco55David]

"I feel sick"

Thanks *****. It's not like I was planning to do anything with my erection or anything.

[imsh0t]

I think hurry up or anything like that is pretty bad, means she isn't enjoying it.

Another one would be I dont think im ready yet and then stopping half way.

[Trimac20]

'So, tell me about your mother'

[KatieCountrycm]

Originally Posted by Trimac20

'So, tell me about your mother'

is that a joke? lol

I've said "ouch, you're huting me" during sex and he wouldnt stop. We've tried it numerous times and painful every time. I had to dumped the guy, he didn't seem to care that he was hurting me during sex and that the pain was all in my head. And the guy wasn't even that big "down there" to begin with.

[dave nz]

"So tell me about your Grandmother"