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LOL, I always toss a carrot in the crate to "lure" him in when it's time for me to leave the house.
If the door is even slightly closed over he just stands there and stares at the door, wishing it to open. Then he looks at me like "what the hell...open the door idiot!"
He's supposed to be a smart breed too
Mine whine at me. Beagles aren't known for being smart anyway. Haha.
Speaking of boobs...I got molested by the cosmetologist this past weekend.
I was getting a facial and while I was laying on the table, the woman of Asian descent asked me if my breasts were real. I couldn't understand what she said at first, she had a really thick accent, so I just said "no." Then she asked me when I had the surgery and I just said "yes". LOL....When she realized that I am not understanding what she is asking me, she just started touching my boobs with the back of her hand saying "oh no, they are real, real"...Then I got what she was asking me.
She is lucky she got me. I bet if it was someone else, her ass would be in trouble.
OMG too funny!
I get my toes done all the time...I only ask twice what they said, if I still can't understand, I smile and nod. So far I haven't agreed to be groped yet.
Thankfully mine doesn't drink from the toilet, but my kitties do.
He does eat EVERYTHING he finds though...he's worse than a toddler.
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Congrats...and have fun with that! Mine can't even figure out how to open the kennel door when it's unlatched. I doubt they will be mastering the toilet lid anytime soon. LOL
He definitely came to us with a few bad habits we will need to break and I am hoping he will lose the toilet drinking! I have always been baffled why a dog would rather drink from a toilet when the water bowl is full
I get my toes done all the time...I only ask twice what they said, if I still can't understand, I smile and nod. So far I haven't agreed to be groped yet.
Sometimes in these salons it's hard to understand what they are saying. It was actually not an Asian salon, but their cosmetologist was Asian.
Smiling and nodding always worked, this is the first time I got groped!
Don't fret! Once you move to AZ, you'll join the cool gang!
There's a cool gang in AZ? Do they come to the chat room? It's been several months since I have gotten any reps from the Relationship forum. It's all coming together now...
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What did you do when she started touching you?
Do they come to the chat room? It's been several months since I have gotten any reps from the Relationship forum. It's all coming together now...