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Old 05-01-2011, 03:06 PM
 
Location: Tucson
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I feel like crap - took a fall into the club's sump pit Friday night. We got flooded again, the Keystone Cop/Fire Department came to pump us out, and as I'm trying to show them how to set up (since they couldn't figure it out themselves) they banged the pump into me, knocking me backwards into the pit.

The pit is about 6'x6'x10' deep and was filled with both mountain run-off and filthy river water. In addition, from previous floods over the years this basement is filled with mold. I went in like a cat, twisting in mid-air to try to right myself, ripped a PVC pipe off its mounting but ended up going in sideways. I righted myself underwater and kicked back up to the surface but now I have the Mother of all colds in addition to two big bruises on my legs.
Come to AZ, ya'all dummies! It's big! There's a cactus for everybody!

 
Old 05-01-2011, 03:11 PM
Status: "Trying to put "Christmas' inside you." (set 27 days ago)
 
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Come to AZ, ya'all dummies! It's big! There's a cactus for everybody!


Not sure if I want a cactus..
 
Old 05-01-2011, 03:14 PM
 
Location: Tucson
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Not sure if I want a cactus..
You might... This dude appears to be happy!



http://www.thirdraildesignlab.com/ri...ctus_penis.jpg
 
Old 05-01-2011, 03:16 PM
Status: "Trying to put "Christmas' inside you." (set 27 days ago)
 
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You might... This dude appears to be happy!



http://www.thirdraildesignlab.com/ri...ctus_penis.jpg
I don't think any woman would want that. I'd imagine he'd want to do someting about all of those needles shooting out of it...
 
Old 05-01-2011, 03:19 PM
 
Location: Tucson
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I don't think any woman would want that. I'd imagine he'd want to do someting about all of those needles shooting out of it...
I don't know if they prefer icicles...
 
Old 05-01-2011, 03:22 PM
Status: "Trying to put "Christmas' inside you." (set 27 days ago)
 
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I don't know if they prefer icicles...
At least with icicles they would melt.

I've had plenty of fun using ice cubes in the sack.
 
Old 05-01-2011, 03:26 PM
 
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At least with icicles they would melt.

I've had plenty of fun using ice cubes in the sack.

You do have a one track mind Froggie.
 
Old 05-01-2011, 03:27 PM
 
Location: Wu Dang Mountain
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At least with icicles they would melt.

I've had plenty of fun using ice cubes in the sack.
That's pretty radical - I mean, I can see ice cubes ON the sac, but IN it?!?
 
Old 05-01-2011, 03:34 PM
Status: "Trying to put "Christmas' inside you." (set 27 days ago)
 
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You do have a one track mind Froggie.
It's true, I definitely have a one-track mind. Doesn't mean I don't think of other things, either.
 
Old 05-01-2011, 03:36 PM
Status: "Trying to put "Christmas' inside you." (set 27 days ago)
 
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That's pretty radical - I mean, I can see ice cubes ON the sac, but IN it?!?
Don't knock it until you've tried it, that's what I always say.

I was surprised that the women that I've been intimate with enjoyed it, actually. Cautious at first, but they "warmed" right up to it shortly afterwards.
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