Relationship Chat Thread #17 (lesbians, dating, women, young)

[Prince_Frog]

Originally Posted by Irishiis49

It was her husbands funeral and the man she met was her sisters husband...so she killed her sister to be with her brother-in-law??

Is this what actually happened, or are you making this up?

[Irishiis49]

Originally Posted by Prince_Frog

Is this what actually happened, or are you making this up?

I'm just taking a guess!

[the minx]

Originally Posted by Prince_Frog

Well now I have to friend you so I can return the favor!

Mine was funnier. lol

[Prince_Frog]

Originally Posted by spinx

Mine was funnier. lol

lol the dog was a nice spin.

I just thought mine was cute.

[Prince_Frog]

Originally Posted by Irishiis49

I'm just taking a guess!

No-that's fine! You can theorycraft it anyway you want! Think about it enough and you might finally begin to think like a killer.

[Johnny Vanderburgh]

Originally Posted by sierraAZ

Yeah, Johnny is in the habit of pooping some random bizarre stuff on this thread...

True.

But this time I did it without being drunk.

Well...too drunk.

[Johnny Vanderburgh]

Originally Posted by Prince_Frog

A woman goes to a funeral and meets a man. She goes out with him and has a really good time. A week later she murders her sister.

Why does she murder her sister?

Because the ***** had it coming.

Duh.

Originally Posted by spinx

I wasn't blaming.

I've heard it as a woman meeting a man at a family funeral. They hit it off, and when he leaves at the end of the funeral, she realizes that she doesn't know his name or number. A week later she kills her sister. Why?

Because she needed another family funeral to meet the guy again.

Double duh.

[Prince_Frog]

Originally Posted by Johnny Vanderburgh

Because the ***** had it coming.

Duh.


Because she needed another family funeral to meet the guy again.

Double duh.

..And we have a potentially drunk winner!

"To see the man again" is another very common thing said during those tests.

Apparently the psychologist determined that if someone replied in a way similar to that, they have murderous intentions, not that one would carry them out, but have something of an increased chance of killing.

[the minx]

Originally Posted by Johnny Vanderburgh

Because the ***** had it coming.

Duh.


Because she needed another family funeral to meet the guy again.

Double duh.

I told you your version was missing something, Frog. haha

[JordanJP]

I was just thinking today, would it be a good idea to make a comprehensive thread of dating tips? No debates, just discussions and pointers for the rather large amount of socially inept one-post wonders that come looking for advice?

Would you guys contribute to that?