When a women farts in front of me, its a TOTAL turn-off!!!! (college, friend)

[Coolhand68]

Originally Posted by Doug S. 123

I have been called a pig and everything else for having this opinion but I dont think women should fart in front of the man they are seeing. To me, if a women farts infront of me, it is just a TOTAL turn-off. This is espescialy true early in the relationship. I dont know, I realize that women are only human, but when a women wants to look sexy and turn a man on, farting just dosnt seem proper and it dosnt fit into the equation, my equation anyway.

What is your take on this

Just wait until one has a baby in front of you, that's really going to be a treat.

I don't think anyone, man or woman, should be busting any ass in front of one another intentionally. Emphasis on intentionally.

[Capt. Dan]

I sort of like the ones that smell like lilacs!

[sleepy eyes 1979]

Dosen't bother me one bit... We could play battle farts lol... Now thats my kind of chick.

[LuckyGem]

Originally Posted by Doug S. 123

I have been called a pig and everything else for having this opinion but I dont think women should fart in front of the man they are seeing. To me, if a women farts infront of me, it is just a TOTAL turn-off. This is espescialy true early in the relationship. I dont know, I realize that women are only human, but when a women wants to look sexy and turn a man on, farting just dosnt seem proper and it dosnt fit into the equation, my equation anyway.

What is your take on this

HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

So I guess she should leave the room to fart so not to destroy your image of her on some kinda fartless pedestal.

The fartless flower! GTFOH!

Amazing.

HUMANS PASS GAS!

IT'S PERFECTLY NORMAL TO HAVE GAS AND EXPEL IT.

You've got a complex and you need to get over it.

[TaoistDude]

Originally Posted by Doug S. 123

What is your take on this

My take is that discussion of noisy, odiferous bodily functions is hugely popular. My, what a sophisticated bunch we are!

[city_data91]

I wonder if the trend of not finding farts funny is a fairly recent trend.

Because a lot of the older posters find farts funny.

But I don't find farts funny and neither do a lot of my peers.

[LuckyGem]

Originally Posted by city_data91

I wonder if the trend of not finding farts funny is a fairly recent trend.

Because a lot of the older posters find farts funny.

But I don't find farts funny and neither do a lot of my peers.

Then just hold it until you blow your colon.


There are some real tight arses around here!


The only time a fart isn't funny is during sex.


Other than that, they're pretty darn funny.

[johna01374]

Originally Posted by Doug S. 123

I have been called a pig and everything else for having this opinion but I dont think women should fart in front of the man they are seeing. To me, if a women farts infront of me, it is just a TOTAL turn-off. This is espescialy true early in the relationship. I dont know, I realize that women are only human, but when a women wants to look sexy and turn a man on, farting just dosnt seem proper and it dosnt fit into the equation, my equation anyway.

What is your take on this

Really......................... Of all the things there are to worry about farting is your turn off....

What are you going to do when something major comes up? Let the woman fart. She's human too...

[beachmel]

Originally Posted by LuckyGem

Then just hold it until you blow your colon.


There are some real tight arses around here!


The only time a fart isn't funny is during sex.


Other than that, they're pretty darn funny.

Oh well DANG...maybe the tight arses explain the lack of farting! So does that mean us oldies but goodies are loose arses?

[CancerianMoonPrincess]

Originally Posted by beachmel

Oh well DANG...maybe the tight arses explain the lack of farting! So does that mean us oldies but goodies are loose arses?

LMBO!!!! !! I'm still laughing at this thread!! ROTFL!!!!