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Old 06-04-2011, 02:18 PM
Location: St Thomas, US Virgin Islands
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"If your bottom burps in public/Try to say in time/Goodness gracious what a whiff/It doesn't smell like mine!"

Old 06-04-2011, 02:27 PM
Location: Middle America
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I'm all for basic politeness and manners, but trust me, once it gets to the point where you're living with somebody, a LOT of modesty regarding basic bodily functions gets really relaxed, for most people. Particularly if you share a bathroom. Some people never do relax in that regard, though. My SO's brother and his wife are fairly conservative, and she's mentioned before how absolutely horrified she was at herself when she accidently farted in his presence after about two years of marriage and four years of living together.

Of course, she's also the sort who gets up extra early to get ready so that there's no danger of her husband ever seeing her without makeup.
Old 06-04-2011, 03:33 PM
Location: DFW area
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Originally Posted by TheViking85 View Post
My wife can burp louder than a seasoned, drunk sailor, it's impressive, coming from that petite woman. I still have her on farts though, so there's that.

...Just make a competition out of it, it'll be fun

Hahaha, thanks for outing me, babe. But it's true, I do have an amazing burp.

Anyways, I agree. It's ridiculous to expect someone you plan on having a relationship with to never have any bodily functions - we all have them. So unless if she's purposefully being impolite/rude, then I'd suggest you not worry about it. Especially if you ever plan on living with them; it's going to happen at some point regardless.
Old 06-04-2011, 03:51 PM
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I don't think you are going to find many women that fart and think it is sexy. But, give us a break, most people that do that don't do it to offend people, they do it because they feel like they are about ready to explode. So, if a lady you are dating makes a little slip, I suppose you are going to chastise her for it? I can't believe that anyone would bother to write a post about such a trivial thing.
Old 06-04-2011, 04:12 PM
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Originally Posted by TheViking85 View Post
Hell, I've even had to fart during sex, and it hasn't been a problem.
Okay, see, that's where my SO and I draw the line.

Before and during, at least.
Old 06-04-2011, 04:26 PM
Location: Whoville....
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Originally Posted by CancerianMoonPrincess View Post
Everyone does it. It's not that big a deal. In fact, if my boyfriend accidentally farted in front of me, I'd be laughing!
Me too. What's funny isn't the fart but, rather, the reaction to the fart. After all these years, we can't seem to handle simple bodily functions without either getting embarassed or busting a gut .

What I want to know is what other teachers do when they have to fart since teachers can't just leave the room. I'm a chemistry teacher. I can always, pretend, I need something from the store room, lol, but what do teachers do who only have one room?
Old 06-04-2011, 04:30 PM
Location: Whoville....
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Originally Posted by yankeegirl313 View Post
Wouldn`t THAT be nice!
Darn, I have to spread some rep around. I love the farting smilie.
Old 06-04-2011, 04:53 PM
Location: Kūkiʻo, HI & Manhattan Beach, CA
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Originally Posted by Doug S. 123 View Post
I have been called a pig and everything else for having this opinion but I dont think women should fart in front of the man they are seeing. To me, if a women farts infront of me, it is just a TOTAL turn-off. This is espescialy true early in the relationship. I dont know, I realize that women are only human, but when a women wants to look sexy and turn a man on, farting just dosnt seem proper and it dosnt fit into the equation, my equation anyway.

What is your take on this
I'd rather have a woman fart in front of me than throw up on me or get diarrhea. Never take a lactose-intolerant woman out for ice cream or frozen yogurt.
Old 06-04-2011, 05:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Jonah K View Post
I'd rather have a woman fart in front of me than throw up on me or get diarrhea. Never take a lactose-intolerant woman out for ice cream or frozen yogurt.
Hahahahahahahahaha! Omg! That's bad! Hahahahahahaha
Old 06-04-2011, 05:18 PM
Location: Tennessee
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Originally Posted by CancerianMoonPrincess View Post
Hahahahahahahahaha! Omg! That's bad! Hahahahahahaha
See? Its not all that bad to post on the fart threads around here!
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