When a women farts in front of me, its a TOTAL turn-off!!!! (girlfriend, family)

[Djuna]

Wow, so many prudes and people who can't accept a natural bodily function.

Weird.

[Funny how?]

Ya know, there are certain things that are really obvious, to me anyway, that a man should never do.

You know, like cheat on your wife , taxes, or golf scorecard.

Punch a kitten.

Admit to watching a movie on the lifetime channel.

Sit while a pregnant woman has to stand.

Shoot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

You know, stuff like that.

And as far as women go, well, do you think Mary Richards, I mean, would Lou Grant.........and could you picture June Cleaver, I mean, umm,....would Princess Diana ever have.....never mind. Forget it, next topic please.

[evilnewbie]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GWJT0eS7ug

Why would anyone think "farting" is a turn on? It says the obvious.. unless it is Fart Song from the family guy... that was funny...

[Chowhound]

Originally Posted by Djuna

Wow, so many prudes and people who can't accept a natural bodily function.

Weird.

Hey, I'm down with the fart and dyck jokes.... matter of fact, its part of my specialties....

But that vid of the chick blasting one in her hand and then putting it up to her BF's face..... even the chowman has to go WTF????

LOL

[city_data91]

Originally Posted by Djuna

Wow, so many prudes and people who can't accept a natural bodily function.

Weird.

Just because someone doesn't have sex doesn't mean they're prude.

I'm not a prude. I just don't have sex. It's a decision.

And it's disgusting for a girl to fart in front of a boy.

Come to think of it, I don't think I've ever heard a girl my age fart.

[TheViking85]

Originally Posted by Yzette

Okay, see, that's where my SO and I draw the line.

Before and during, at least.

Too hard for me to keep at it while holding it in, if it wants out it wants out, or it'll become too much of a distraction.

It got laughs in that situation too though.

[SifuPhil]

Originally Posted by Ivorytickler

What I want to know is what other teachers do when they have to fart since teachers can't just leave the room. I'm a chemistry teacher. I can always, pretend, I need something from the store room, lol, but what do teachers do who only have one room?

Or use it as a teaching lesson...

Teacher: *TOOT*

OK, kids - we have O2, N2 and CO2 in the intestines, along with trace amounts of CH4 and H2. The odor is created by H2S and CH3SH (methanethiol in the modern IUPAC style of nomenclature; methyl mercaptan in the older style)...

[Raena77]

Hahaha great topic, I just laugh if someone shoots a bunny, or hears my barking spiders, or steps on the loose floor boards. If they ask if it was me, I tell them No! But I will let them know next time when i do one.

[southseeker]

Originally Posted by Raena77

Hahaha great topic, I just laugh if someone shoots a bunny, or hears my barking spiders, or steps on the loose floor boards. If they ask if it was me, I tell them No! But I will let them know next time when i do one.

Really, those are the most creative ways of describing flatulence that I've ever heard lol.

@cd91

Meh, I still see it both ways. To me, it's disgusting for anybody to fart in another person's company, but there isn't really much you can do about it. Some people are better at holding it in than others. Me personally, when I'm around people, I try my best not to let one out, but I'm not going to mention it if one slips. I'll just play it off as if wasn't me. Now if I'm at my house with company... different story. I'll let it rip w/o abandon.

[SifuPhil]

A bit of classic comedy cinema to go with the topic...

http://youtu.be/8qwEvLs6w28