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Old 06-04-2011, 11:29 AM
 
Location: Ohio
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I have been called a pig and everything else for having this opinion but I dont think women should fart in front of the man they are seeing. To me, if a women farts infront of me, it is just a TOTAL turn-off. This is espescialy true early in the relationship. I dont know, I realize that women are only human, but when a women wants to look sexy and turn a man on, farting just dosnt seem proper and it dosnt fit into the equation, my equation anyway.

What is your take on this

 
Old 06-04-2011, 11:32 AM
 
Location: Ohio
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P.S.
for all you women out there who are about to tear me a new one, no, I dont think its ok for men to do it either and its somthing I would NEVER do in front somone I was seeing
 
Old 06-04-2011, 11:33 AM
 
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Everyone does it. It's not that big a deal. In fact, if my boyfriend accidentally farted in front of me, I'd be laughing!
 
Old 06-04-2011, 11:34 AM
 
Location: Louisiana
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I'm pretty sure they don't like us guys farting in their faces either. Let's face it, no one likes being fart on by someone they like. Just brush it off and laugh about it. That's what I would do.
 
Old 06-04-2011, 11:37 AM
 
Location: Arizona
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I totally understand the "etiquette" of not farting when you're first getting to know someone and have been dating a short time. At some point though, the relationship will approach a point where it happens and you both laugh it off.
 
Old 06-04-2011, 11:39 AM
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Most of the women I've had, had a sense of humor. I will try to not fart in front of her, but there's just some situations where I can't hold it in or we're in a spot where I can't leave.

Hopefully the fart doesn't stink, cuz man some of the odors that has came out of that place are pretty wicked.
 
Old 06-04-2011, 11:40 AM
 
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As the victim of a dutch oven, I prefer that farts, regardless of sex, be kept in the bathroom whenever humanly possible for everyone's protection.

Last edited by helenejen; 06-04-2011 at 11:50 AM.. Reason: "Humanely" changed to "humanly." Interesting slip. *L*
 
Old 06-04-2011, 11:43 AM
 
Location: Ohio
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Originally Posted by southseeker View Post
I'm pretty sure they don't like us guys farting in their faces either. Let's face it, no one likes being fart on by someone they like. Just brush it off and laugh about it. That's what I would do.
when I said in front of me, I didnt actualy mean "in front" of me LMAO! But yeah, that would be even worse.

I dont think they should doi it around me at all and if they do, it should be quiet and odorless.

Ok . . . I just read that again and I realize it sounds ridiculous but thats just how I think LOL
 
Old 06-04-2011, 11:47 AM
 
Location: Pittsburgh
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I do hate to break it to you, but women do have bodily functions. Aside from her monthly visitor, she might get food poisoning and have to sleep in the bathroom to be close to the toilet. She might get a sinus infection that turns her face into a snot factory. And horror or horrors, that bean burrito may just give her gas. Of course partners should be courteous and polite, but life isn't about being sexy all the time.
 
Old 06-04-2011, 11:50 AM
 
Location: Fort Worth, TX
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Nowadays whenever I hear someone fart I start playing this song in my head


YouTube - ‪CKY - FAT **** (with lyrics)‬‏

IMO neither guys nor girls should fart in the midst of company.
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