Are women mens biggest enemies?? (younger, family, children, calling)

[Chowhound]

Originally Posted by handog

Women! What can you say? Who made 'em? God must have been a f***in' genius. The hair... They say the hair is everything, you know. Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls... just wanted to go to sleep forever? Or lips... and when they touched, yours were like... that first swallow of wine... after you just crossed the desert. T*ts. Hoo-ah! Big ones, little ones, nipples staring right out at ya, like secret searchlights. Mmm. Legs. I don't care if they're Greek columns... or secondhand Steinways. What's between 'em... passport to heaven.

I concur

[kshe95girl]

Wow, there sure are some delusional posters on this thread, and I am not even speaking of the OP.

[Radrook]

Let me also add my concursion to the other concursion with Chowhound. Hey Chowhound! I also concur!

[purehuman]

In answer to the question...are women mens biggest enemies?...Absolutely NOT, in fact a woman can be a mans biggest friend.

[LakeShoreSoxGo]

I am my own worst enemey.

[Radrook]

If a man dies without ever having had congress with a woman-then he has never really lived!

Prov 5:

Let your fountain be blessed,
And rejoice in the wife of your youth.
19As a loving hind and a graceful doe,
Let her breasts satisfy you at all times;
Be exhilarated always with her love.

Vive le difference bon ami! Vive le difference!

[Georgianbelle]

Once again I have to assert and proclaim my mission in life....it is to make every living man my slave...I want to make them fall completely under my dominance, and while they aren't paying attention I will take all of their wordly possessions. Then, I will rule mankind...bwhahahahaha.

[Dewdrop93]

Originally Posted by Georgianbelle

Once again I have to assert and proclaim my mission in life....it is to make every living man my slave...I want to make them fall completely under my dominance, and while they aren't paying attention I will take all of their wordly possessions. Then, I will rule mankind...bwhahahahaha.

Isn't that the mission of all women? I mean, I know that's my mission, too.

[Georgianbelle]

Originally Posted by Dewdrop93

Isn't that the mission of all women? I mean, I know that's my mission, too.

Oh Lord, yes. It is almost time for our annual "How to use sex to control men", conference. Remember last year we perfected how to flip our long, luxurious hair to distract them.

[Dewdrop93]

Originally Posted by Georgianbelle

Oh Lord, yes. It is almost time for our annual "How to use sex to control men", conference. Remember last year we perfected how to flip our long, luxurious hair to distract them.

Oh yes! I can't wait for the "Gold digging" seminar. That one is really helpful.