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Well, personally, I shave 5 times a week. I change my underwear every day, WETHER I NEED TO OR NOT! And if I got drunk every night, I STILL WOULDN'T STINK!
However, it's hard to get drunk when your intake of alcohol consists of a glass of red wine now and then.
Well, personally, I shave 5 times a week. I change my underwear every day, WETHER I NEED TO OR NOT! And if I got drunk every night, I STILL WOULDN'T STINK!
However, it's hard to get drunk when your intake of alcohol consists of a glass of red wine now and then.
In fact, I'm having one NOW, and THEN another.
Oh! Get out from in front of the tv and go pour me a glass!
During dating most people are very attentive to their manners, appearance, body odors, language, etc.
Then they get married. Both start to slip a bit. Soon, the man shaves only once per week, changes underwear once per month, and gets stinking drunk almost every night, spends all his days in front of the TV.
The woman spends all day in her housecoat, usually naked beneath, always has her hair in curlers, smokes like a factory, and uses language that would embarrass a construction worker.
How long does it take before the couple gets this far?
What do you mean at what point do you get that way? How do you think I got my husband? I was standing there in a housecoat, curlers in my hair, choking on a cigarette, swearing like a sailor - and he just fell head over heels in love with me. He was drunk, dirty, stinky, and lazy - my knight in shining armor!
Honestly - what kind of married people do you know???
I bet the "naked under the bathrobe" sealed the deal, though.
OP, I can only echo what others have said, "What trashy novels are you reading?". Probably the collected works of Jacqueline Susann and Harold Robbins, the giants (a rep point to the first one that catches the allusion).
It's either the novels or you really need to get out more.
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