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Someone upstream here mentioned the Pina Colada song, and how it should have additional lyrics? Weird, because there was just a national news story about just such a discovery ...
The last four verses of the original song ...
Quote:
"Yes, I like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne.
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon, and cut through all this red tape.
At a bar called O'Malley's, where we'll plan our escape."
So I waited with high hopes, then she walked in the place.
I knew her smile in an instant, I knew the curve of her face.
It was my own lovely lady, and she said, "Oh, it's you."
And we laughed for a moment, and I said, "I never knew"..
"That you liked Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
And the feel of the ocean, and the taste of champagne.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
You're the love that I've looked for, come with me, and escape."
"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
You're the love that I've looked for, come with me, and escape."
And the newly-discovered additional lyrics ...
Quote:
No, I'm quite sick of coladas, in fact they cause me some pain
It's something that you should have known, dear, if you had half of a brain
So I've just called my attorney, and his name's Silverstein
You'll have to pay some alimony, as well as all civil fines
So then we met at his office, and she started to scream
Her face was flushed and quite bloated, from her ears there blew steam
She said "I've wasted fifteen years, now, with this pig of a man
Who places ads in local papers, I'm gonna kick his fat can!
I begged "We're all adults here - let's get something to eat
I'm sure that we'll work out solutions, and avoid all this heat"
Her smile looked like a well-fed tom-cat, as she drew out her gun
She hissed "You've had a grand old time, dear - now it's time for MY fun!"
The paramedics came soon after, and they gave it their best
But even they could not patch up all of the holes in my chest
My widow's doing 10 to 20 at the Federal jail
My tombstone reads "Here lies a cheater - stiff and cold and quite pale"
Yeah, I was actually looking for the picture of Raquel in the fur bikini but it takes so long to search on this connection I snagged that one which was on the first page I hit. It was pretty popular too back when. Or so I heard.
There is this fan pad thing you can put under it and it hooks up to the laptop. When it gets hot the fans run. It works pretty cool and elevates the laptop.
Someone upstream here mentioned the Pina Colada song, and how it should have additional lyrics? Weird, because there was just a national news story about just such a discovery ...
The last four verses of the original song ...
And the newly-discovered additional lyrics ...
You're always right on top of the news. Yes, this version sounds much more realistic. A Top 10 hit, not so much.
Someone upstream here mentioned the Pina Colada song, and how it should have additional lyrics? Weird, because there was just a national news story about just such a discovery ...
The last four verses of the original song ...
And the newly-discovered additional lyrics ...
Yeah, I was actually looking for the picture of Raquel in the fur bikini but it takes so long to search on this connection I snagged that one which was on the first page I hit. It was pretty popular too back when. Or so I heard.
Hmmm, more like Lizzie Miller, only not as tall and with more boobs...lol
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Yes, this version sounds much more realistic. A Top 10 hit, not so much.