Relationship Chat Thread #18 (fighting, accept, surprise, profile)

[crabman1]

Originally Posted by justthe6ofus

I am so tipsy right now...like... my face is numb!

Tonight was my montly wax and wine...get a brazillian done and then have a few glasses of wine afterwards. My friend goes with me.

Too much wine tonight though! Sad when you are older and the highlight of the month is having your coochie waxed and then going out for drinks afterwards.

AND...they took off my landing strip...totally did NOT WANT the bald look but she already had the wax there...so now I'm bald! uggh!!!!

Wow Sixy, I have to admit I'm contemplating a visual right now. lol If it helps any many men find the general area rather appealing in its naked splendor so maybe the ol man will be especially good to you tonight!

[*Sixy*]

Originally Posted by crabman1

Wow Sixy, I have to admit I'm contemplating a visual right now. lol If it helps any many men find the general area rather appealing in its naked splendor so maybe the ol man will be especially good to you tonight!

LOL...well thanks crabbie!

Hopefully my husband doesn't think I look like a pre-pubescent child. I'm about to go upstairs and wake him up

I forgot to tell her I like a landing strip

[Johnny Vanderburgh]

Pics or it didn't happen.

[Raena77]

Originally Posted by justthe6ofus

LOL...well thanks crabbie!

Hopefully my husband doesn't think I look like a pre-pubescent child. I'm about to go upstairs and wake him up

I forgot to tell her I like a landing strip

Jeezus talking about a bald coochie.

[WFW&P]

Originally Posted by justthe6ofus

LOL...well thanks crabbie!

Hopefully my husband doesn't think I look like a pre-pubescent child. I'm about to go upstairs and wake him up

I forgot to tell her I like a landing strip

Originally Posted by justthe6ofus

I am so tipsy right now...like... my face is numb!

Tonight was my montly wax and wine...get a brazillian done and then have a few glasses of wine afterwards. My friend goes with me.

Too much wine tonight though! Sad when you are older and the highlight of the month is having your coochie waxed and then going out for drinks afterwards.

AND...they took off my landing strip...totally did NOT WANT the bald look but she already had the wax there...so now I'm bald! uggh!!!!

Originally Posted by Johnny Vanderburgh

Pics or it didn't happen.

I 2nd that.
And will gladly take one for the team and be the photgrapher.

[Braunwyn]

My husband comes in and asks me if I have a white sheet. I ask him why he's asking. He's outside with his projector and boom box. He likes to project movies and videos onto the side of the house (in case our neighbors don't already know we're the weird family on the block). The house behind us has the garage light on so it's disrupting his view. He wants the sheet to drape over the grill.
I say no, we don't have a white sheet for you to bring outside. He eyeballs my cream colored throw on the living room chair. I tell him to get lost. He goes digging around and I finds an old roll of light colored wall paper that was left here when we bought the house. He tried taking my scotch tape out of my craft drawer. I told him to get lost again. Who knows what he's doing to the grille right now. Um, yeah.

[Chowhound]

Interesting, yesterday it was balls and what not, tonight it's bald "coochies"

Never a dull moment....

[SD4020]

Originally Posted by Chowhound

Interesting, yesterday it was balls and what not, tonight it's bald "coochies"

Never a dull moment....

Right you are. Coochies are better than balls. Next we need to talk about breasts... And we are not talking poultry.

[Prince_Frog]

I just want everyone to know

I'm shi*t faced again.

Hope everyone has a great uhh sleep!

[SD4020]

Originally Posted by WFW&P

After a day of dealing with booger eating morons it's a release to crack open a beer, come here where everbody knows your name and nothing's off limits.
Speaking of beer...............

Speaking of booger eating morons. Tonight dogwalker and I were leaving our favorite pizza place, we were walking to our car when I was chased down, I thought the guy looked like somone I knew. Sure enough have had to be reminded who he was. It a distant cousin of my ex spouse. Anyway being polite asked where he was living. "in the largest trailer in the trailer park." Way to be a redneck. He was married for the 4th time, or 3rd I lost count. Asking how long has he been with wife... "We've been married a month and together for 11 months." I was thinking to myself that is a personal best for him. We have been laughing about it for most of the night.