Relationship Chat Thread #18 (how to, man, sexy, crying)

[WFW&P]

So butt-licker over here is tossing a salad when he starts to flick his tongue and foam like someone slipped in an alka-seltzer and I ask him "what wrong buddy, get some s**t on your tongue?"

[*Sixy*]

Originally Posted by spinx

If you like pina coladas....

I love that song...not exactly the premise behind it, but it's a good bar song to sing along to!

[*Sixy*]

Originally Posted by WFW&P

So butt-licker over here is tossing a salad when he starts to flick his tongue and foam like someone slipped in an alka-seltzer and I ask him "what wrong buddy, get some s**t on your tongue?"

Your dog licks his rear an awful lot.

[*Sixy*]

So we are watching this show on HGTV called "All American Handyman"...told my husband he definitely needs to get on this thing! lol

They are doing crown now and these people don't have a clue!

[SeaOfGrass]

Originally Posted by justthe6ofus

I love that song...not exactly the premise behind it, but it's a good bar song to sing along to!

I know, it's kind of funny at the end, they both just laugh it off like, Oh, hahaha, what a funny coincidence! But it's definitely a standard. It's actually on a "summer-themed" compilation CD I have.

[WFW&P]

Originally Posted by justthe6ofus

Your dog licks his rear an awful lot.

We have two females & one male, the butt licker, and its not his butt he's licking.

[WFW&P]

Originally Posted by justthe6ofus

I love that song...not exactly the premise behind it, but it's a good bar song to sing along to!

Originally Posted by SeaOfGrass

I know, it's kind of funny at the end, they both just laugh it off like, Oh, hahaha, what a funny coincidence! But it's definitely a standard. It's actually on a "summer-themed" compilation CD I have.

These days an extra verse would be necessary for the .357, paramedics, arrest, trial, etc.

[WFW&P]

Originally Posted by justthe6ofus

So we are watching this show on HGTV called "All American Handyman"...told my husband he definitely needs to get on this thing! lol

They are doing crown now and these people don't have a clue!

Get glass, unscrew cap from bottle, pour in glass. How hard is that?

[*Sixy*]

Originally Posted by WFW&P

These days an extra verse would be necessary for the .357, paramedics, arrest, trial, etc.

LOL, probably true!

In this day and age that would be like finding your husband or wife on match.com

and I can guarantee you I wouldn't be laughing and telling him "Oh gee, I didn't realize you liked blue moon....me too!"

[*Sixy*]

Originally Posted by WFW&P

Get glass, unscrew cap from bottle, pour in glass. How hard is that?

I'm sure after this challenge some of these folks were doing just that.