Relationship Chat Thread #18 (mistress, family, kids, boys)

[Raena77]

Originally Posted by SifuPhil

I really don't know where you folks get the idea that I'm a kinky mofo that ...

... hold on a second ...

BARBARA-ANN, I TOLD YOU TO PUT THAT WHIPPED CREAM DOWN AND STOP MESSIN' WITH THE GOLDFISH!!!

... OK, where was I?

Hmmm whip cream and goldfish taste good.....oh you meant alive one.

[Hawk J]

Originally Posted by SifuPhil

... sumbuddy got a whuppin' comin' on ...

Sumone will be sleepin' in the condo carport storage cabinet.
heehee

[Raena77]

Originally Posted by justthe6ofus

Oh I'm so honored...

Hold on...let me go find my whip! Just ...have....to.....dig....it....out....of.....the.. ...closet....frick...that's not it! Nevermind!
Damn closet has to be organized better.

Want mine?

[Djuna]

The sickness runs deep around here

[*Sixy*]

Originally Posted by SifuPhil

Talk about embarrassing!

Although, better they learn at home than where I learned -

- in the back room of the Showgirl Emporium on 42nd and Broadway.

Oh heck...we didn't discuss...I don't want to open that can of worms yet with the little one. I overheard it in passing...the 6yr old saying something about it. I don't know for sure if he found mine but I'm NOT asking!

I just moved it to a different location

[Chowhound]

Originally Posted by justthe6ofus

Oh heck...we didn't discuss...I don't want to open that can of worms yet with the little one. I overheard it in passing...the 6yr old saying something about it. I don't know for sure if he found mine but I'm NOT asking!

I just moved it to a different location

I was around 10 or so, I was playing with a neighbor kid, we were playing hide and seek.

I found her mom's sex stash....

I still have nightmares......

[*Sixy*]

Originally Posted by Raena77

Want mine?

It will have to do...although mine is suede and has my initials on it...fond, fond memories with that one

[Raena77]

Originally Posted by Djuna

The sickness runs deep around here

Hey I went to a bachorette party Saturday and it was a sex toy party!

Some of that stuff even made me....

[SeaOfGrass]

Originally Posted by Chowhound

Yes, we have a few hotties running around here..... Justthe6, Neemy, among a few others who will remain nameless......

Mrs. Chow of course.....

One of these, she nevers refers to her appearance, but she really is beautiful, I think. I think a lot of people here would be surprised at how pretty she is. She doesn't rely on it at all.

[*Sixy*]

Originally Posted by Chowhound

I was around 10 or so, I was playing with a neighbor kid, we were playing hide and seek.

I found her mom's sex stash....

I still have nightmares......

Noooooo, don't say that! My son will have nightmares about pink rabbits for the rest of his life. It's burned in his brain!

I remember finding the stash of my best friends mother (we were looking for cigarettes...lol, I was such a good child). We found her playgirl mags and a crapload of toys.

This woman was LARGE...I'm talking like 400lbs large, can't get off the couch without a lot of effort large...and all I could picture when I looked at her after that was her head thrown back in ecstasy and it made me want to vomit!