Crazy/Whimsical/Flippant reasons you've ended relationships?

[ShellNic]

Originally Posted by cpg35223

One girl in college pursued me in a pretty blatant way. So we had lunch, chit chatted on the phone, etc. However, I couldn't shake the opinion that she just was too clingy and really didn't have a lot in common with me.

She asked what I was doing one Friday night, to which I replied that some buddies and I were going to the midnight showing of Monty Python and the Holy Grail. She clapped her hands together and squealed, "Oh, I Loooooove that movie!" So I invited her to come along.

Fifteen minutes into the movie, as we're all laughing our asses off ("My sister got bitten by a moose once"), she leans over to me and says, "I don't know what you're laughing at. This movie isn't very funny at all."

At that moment, I simply said, "Okay. Well, let's head out." I took her home and never called her back. I mean, if she didn't share my sense of humor, why else would I go out with her?

Did she forget that she told you she LOVED that movie? And that it was a comedy? Oh my goodness, all of these stories are cracking me up. You know, humor is extremely important to a relationship...and to life. Anyway, you gotta do what you gotta do!

[LaoTzuMindFu]

Originally Posted by cpg35223

........ I mean, if she didn't share my sense of humor, why else would I go out with her?

I totally agree. Im soooo happy my wife has almost the same sense of humor that I do. However, there are some movies she refuses to watch that I will just LMAO while watching - Beerfest, Friday and a few others but she'll sit and watch South Park with me. But she can get extremely brutal in some cases. Like when a friend of mine got married to a really really big fat chick and all of her bridesmades were giants as well. My sweet dear little wife was just going crazy cracking jokes about them that I had to shush her before someone heard her.

Music is another one that people tend to break up over. Im VERY diverse in my musical tastes, but I had one chick who went completely captian insane-o on me in the care when the Nirvana song Rape Me came on the RADIO. Somehow equating that I support rape because this song came on KROQ . I totally dumped that crazy you-know-what, but only a year or two later because she was hot and my sexual soulmate.

[himain]

Originally Posted by recuerdeme

I'll start

One guy (rocket scientist at NASA) had horrible smelling hair, he used Head & Shoulders. Sure I could have suggested he use something else but ehhh I couldn't deal with the smell so I split.

One guys' penis just wasn't pretty and it made me gag just seeing it.

One guy had bacne and I shudder thinking about that.

One guy showed me a picture of him in drag (Halloween) still I had to say adios.

One guy (Mexican) would obviously eat some horrible Mexican food (probably daily) the days we would hang out and he'd sometimes burp and it was maybe the worst smell in the world. So adios muchacho.

One guy's car wasn't up to standards. Image.


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