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Old 08-29-2007, 09:14 PM
 
Location: The Hive
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What a great story. Put a big smile on my face.

Thanks for making my day.
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Old 08-29-2007, 09:19 PM
 
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This has got to be one of the best singles ads I've ever read. The following ad in The Atlanta Journal is reported to have received numerous calls:



SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship,
ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy.




Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week old black Labrador retriever.

Men are so easy.


This was for real?! This is too funny, lol.
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Old 08-29-2007, 10:26 PM
 
Location: Mayacama Mtns in CA
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Smile LOL CiCi :)

This is hysterical Thanks for posting it.


"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Cecilia_Rose again."

Last edited by Macrina; 08-29-2007 at 10:28 PM.. Reason: Tried to Rep you...
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Old 08-30-2007, 07:20 PM
 
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Aren't you married handsome, or are you looking for a 'b*tch' on the side ???

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd155/hrtofdixie69/755-lazy-dog.jpg (broken link)
I love it !! Sylvia DR
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Old 08-31-2007, 07:47 PM
 
Location: I gave up being nice for Lent.
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Okay guys. FESS UP! How many of you are sad and disapointed cause you thought you were gonna get a date.
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Old 08-31-2007, 11:50 PM
 
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Thanks for posting it.

"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Cecilia_Rose again."
Echo!!
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Old 09-01-2007, 08:40 PM
 
Location: Colorado, Denver Metro Area
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Thats a good AD!
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Old 09-21-2010, 09:38 AM
 
Location: Reno, NV
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Very cute. Not quite what I'm looking for, myself, though. However, if there were REAL women like that, there'd be many happy men. Alas, there aren't, and so many men might like to trade in their wives and girlfriends for a dog!
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Old 09-21-2010, 04:08 PM
 
Location: SWUS
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Very cute. Not quite what I'm looking for, myself, though. However, if there were REAL women like that, there'd be many happy men. Alas, there aren't, and so many men might like to trade in their wives and girlfriends for a dog!
Dogs don't complain, they're always happy to see you, and they cost less than two grand per year for upkeep that... is a cheap date lol
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Old 05-26-2021, 05:31 AM
 
Location: Under the SUNNY WARM SUN ....
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This AD is a pure JOY to read in the early morning. My dream soul mate
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