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Old 08-28-2007, 11:21 PM
 
Location: Halloween always comes in October. Because thats when the Candy Corn gets ripe.
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Default Single Female Seeks Male Companionship

This has got to be one of the best singles ads I've ever read. The following ad in The Atlanta Journal is reported to have received numerous calls:



SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship,
ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy.




Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week old black Labrador retriever.

Men are so easy.
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Old 08-29-2007, 12:06 AM
 
Location: Coming soon to a town near YOU!
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Nice! They left out the part that the girl is a "real" b*tch (technical term used... plz don't ding me on rep)
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Old 08-29-2007, 12:14 AM
HDL
 
Location: Seek Jesus while He can still be found!
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Cool Hmmm?! Funny that Elvis should show up and post on your thread:-0

Aren't you married handsome, or are you looking for a 'b*tch' on the side ???

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd155/hrtofdixie69/755-lazy-dog.jpg (broken link)

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Nice! They left out the part that the girl is a "real" b*tch (technical term used... plz don't ding me on rep)

Last edited by HDL; 08-29-2007 at 12:15 AM.. Reason: And don't HIT me up for any REP cuz I'm on PAROLE :-0
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Old 08-29-2007, 01:27 AM
 
Location: Las Vegas
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Thank you! I loved this one.
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Old 08-29-2007, 01:29 AM
 
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K9's are loyal

Men aren't easy...just want simple pleasures.

Women appear to be complicated.
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Old 08-29-2007, 01:32 AM
 
Location: somewhere on the map
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Enjoyed this one!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 08-29-2007, 03:11 AM
 
Location: Under the SUNNY WARM SUN ....
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A great way to start my day! I love this one!
Thanks for sharing
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Old 08-29-2007, 07:06 AM
 
Location: Chattanooga TN
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How cute!! And so true! You know those lil furry friends could care less how much money you make, the size of your... house, or if your breath stinks. They also eat cat doodoo so there ya go Thanks for the laugh!
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Old 08-29-2007, 08:10 AM
 
Location: New England
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We already have a sheltie and a golden retriever. I'm sure they wouldn't mind adding a third!
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Old 08-29-2007, 03:17 PM
 
Location: Halloween always comes in October. Because thats when the Candy Corn gets ripe.
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Aren't you married handsome, or are you looking for a 'b*tch' on the side ???

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd155/hrtofdixie69/755-lazy-dog.jpg (broken link)
Is Elvis your furkid. Hes a cutie. The snitty kitties and I miss my Rottenweiler child. Boy they would sure make a pair.
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