Relationship Chat Thread #20/ read 1st post (girl, love, kids, beautiful)

[Rakin]

Originally Posted by SifuPhil

Good to see you fighting the good fight, brother. If you ever decide to chuck it all and become a monk get in touch with me - I can hook you up.

Thanks, I've felt like a monk the last year. I started dating but learned most of the women wanted that LTR commitment which is out of the question after a divorce. I do have a 35yo "friend" who comes over every month or so to renew our old friendship. That keeps me sane.

I need to start a thread for us newly divorced guys ...

"Dating Older women or getting a Vasectomy ? "

[sierraAZ]

Originally Posted by virgode

You don't want to know. Monks like Si live interesting lives.

Where's that life? Show me, show me!

P.S. I stand corrected. "Interesting" can describe various things... none of them pleasant...

[Rakin]

Originally Posted by Irishiis49

Monks hook up With...?

Originally Posted by virgode

You don't want to know. Monks like Si live interesting lives.

True, but when we get older it's important to have stories to tell where the other old farts are envious and think you're lying.

I've got a quite few of those stories but actually have pics as proof.

[virgode]

Its the morning zoo. I'm in tears after reading one of Capt Dans posts.

[SifuPhil]

Originally Posted by Irishiis49

Monks hook up With...?

Mainly with woodland animals, blades of grass ... you know, all that nature stuff.

... oh, and nuns.

Originally Posted by Rakin

True, but when we get older it's important to have stories to tell where the other old farts are envious and think you're lying.

It's one of many perks one receives when aging gracefully.

I've got a quite few of those stories but actually have pics as proof.

I've got the receipts from the ER visits, too.

[Djuna]

Dirty old men are so much fun

[SifuPhil]

Originally Posted by Djuna

Dirty old men are so much fun

If I come across any I'll send them your way.

[sierraAZ]

Originally Posted by SifuPhil

If I come across any I'll send them your way.

Don't you even have a mirror anymore?

[SifuPhil]

Originally Posted by sierraAZ

Don't you even have a mirror anymore?

Having a mirror would imply that I have ego and vanity, which I do not.

[Irishiis49]

Originally Posted by SifuPhil

Having a mirror would imply that I have ego and vanity, which I do not.

Or you just like to check for hanging boogers before you leave the house!