There’s a show on GSN called “Baggage
” hosted by the one and only Jerry Springer. According to Wikipedia… “Baggage gives three contestants the chance to win the eye of a prospective date. The contestants carry three suitcases
onstage, a small, medium, and large one. Each suitcase contains an embarrassing, unique, or weird proposition the contestant may have; for example, bad habits (e.g. "I share a bed with my grandmother"), strange relationship preferences ("My partner must dress up as Santa Claus"), issues with one's past ("I'm an outlaw in Mexico"), and strange hobbies ("I play video games 30 hours a week"). These cases will represent the "baggage" to which they will confess and defend. The bigger the suitcase, the bigger the secret or "baggage" is.
So, as I sit through a marathon of this show, I started to think about my own baggage. If I were to be casted on the show, what would my small, medium, and large
suitcases say? Well, I think they’d say the following:
– I sleep with my dog (not like that pervert!, lol)
– I never offer to pay/pay in the first tree dates
– I never sleep with a man in the first three dates
I wonder if these are the reason why I don’t get a 4th date
…. I don’t seem to do well with Ps (pay or put out)
Now, CD’ers, if you were to be casted on this show, what would your small, medium, and large piece of “baggage” be? It's time to reveal YOUR baggage....