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Old 03-20-2012, 09:24 AM
Location: Florida
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I work in a small office. Eleven total employees in about a 3000 square foot working area. Just inside the main door is a reception area not much bigger than a typical foyer. A small doorway in the back wall of the reception area leads into a corridor off of which the company president, VP, and general manager have private offices. The corridor opens into the main office, a long, narrow room with four cubicles lined up against the left wall and four more on the right. At the very back is a short, narrow hallway with a door on each side: storage closet to the left, unisex bathroom to the right.

I sit in the front left cubicle. The back right cubicle, closest to the bathroom, is occupied by this really cute chick I wouldn't mind sleeping with at some point. It was pretty obvious when she started her first day of work that she was into me, but nothing has happened yet. I'm treating the situation gingerly because one, she is exceptionally shy, and two, she is a co-worker
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There is also another small issue.

I consider myself a pretty regular guy in most aspects of life, and my bowels are no exception. Nature calls approximately one hour after lunch every day, and I answer that call in the only place available: the small bathroom located about 15 feet from the nose of the girl I'm hoping to disrobe soon.

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Old 03-20-2012, 09:26 AM
Location: Southern New Hampshire
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I have no idea what you should do but thanks for the laugh!!
Old 03-20-2012, 09:35 AM
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this thread has potential
Old 03-20-2012, 09:39 AM
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LOL this thread is amazing,
Old 03-20-2012, 09:43 AM
Location: Whiteville Tennessee
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I dont know but I think I need to wash my hands just from reading this post!
Old 03-20-2012, 09:48 AM
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First page on epic thread.
Old 03-20-2012, 09:52 AM
Location: The cupboard under the sink
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So long as that's all that's on his hands !

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Old 03-20-2012, 09:58 AM
Location: Chicago
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Well if your bowels are THAT regular, try using an escape plan into a different bathroom. Go for a "smoke" break an hour after lunch.
Old 03-20-2012, 10:00 AM
Location: Pittsburgh
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Originally Posted by ChiGuy2.5 View Post
Well if your bowels are THAT regular, try using an escape plan into a different bathroom. Go for a "smoke" break an hour after lunch.
Or at least buy a can of air freshener and use it liberally.
Old 03-20-2012, 10:01 AM
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Matches. Light one or two, or a handful. They will neutralize the air and the toilet water.
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