First, the man takes a club, throws it over his shoulders and leaves his father's and mother's house. he then walks 500miles with little food or water to make it to the house of a woman of his choice. He knocks, and as the woman comes to the door, he then takes the club, hits her on the head with it, throws her over his shoulders and runs!
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