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I have nothing against prostitution, hell I wouldn't mind getting one just once in Amsterdam or something, but majority of sex is spontaneous and unplanned. Don't try to pass off planned/prostitution as the norm. Nothing wrong with it, but definitely not the norm.
I'm not understanding this "contamination" thing. Do you mean her actual butt cheeks? If so, they don't actually sit ON the seat. They're IN the seat. And you do realize that her hoo-ha is also IN the toilet seat? There are more germs on everyday items. Try commuting in a NYC subway for a day. You can always made the OCD tendency pleasurable. If the girl is ok with it then keep baby wipes handy and wipe down her butt cheeks.
But he could make a FORTUNE in OCD literotica. I have to think that's an untapped market.
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He stared her up and down. She was so clean. And she was standing before him, fully dressed but wearing a shower cap -- disposable, of course, and freshly opened.
"I think I'll just...freshen up a bit," she winked, licking her lips. The faint aroma of fresh toothpaste wafted toward him. He felt himself harden instantly.
Leaving her shoes off before entering the bathroom so as not to drag in any contaminants, she snapped on a pair of disposable latex gloves and leaned over to turn on the shower. As the water began to beat down, she removed the gloves, turned them inside-out so no germs would get on the inside of his trash can, and dropped them in the trash.
"Why don't you watch?" she winked. He was all too happy to comply. Women had so many cracks and crevices, after all. He need to be sure...reeeeeeeeeally sure..............................
TO BE CONTINUED (on a sterile operating room table)
You should seek help if you are really that worried about someone's butt on a toilet seat. Germs are everywhere and you can wipe and shower and disinfect all you want, but you are still going to encounter germs. I wash my hands when I go to the bathroom or before I eat, I avoid someone if I can when they're sick, but life is too short to go around worrying about germs. If these kind of compulsive thoughts are keeping you from having relationships, then you really do need to see someone.
You should seek help if you are really that worried about someone's butt on a toilet seat. Germs are everywhere and you can wipe and shower and disinfect all you want, but you are still going to encounter germs. I wash my hands when I go to the bathroom or before I eat, I avoid someone if I can when they're sick, but life is too short to go around worrying about germs. If these kind of compulsive thoughts are keeping you from having relationships, then you really do need to see someone.
THIS is true! If your concerns about germs are keeping you from interacting with others and enjoying a normal life, you do need some help!
And on the relationship front, you can solve this problem easily. Shower together first. It's very fun!
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