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I nearly had an embarrassing situation tonight. I was hanging out with this girl at a party that I kind of have a thing for (trust me she is gorgeous.) So we get to talking and she mentions that she is donating her hair to locks of love. So I kind of touch her hair and say like "aw great cause but damn this is great hair to have cut off." After that, something kind of happens "down South." I have a rise in "levels" and the "mast" "rises" to "full." (Enough euphemisms, I had an erection in a public setting.)
Luckily two things happened that prevented this from becoming a catastrophe. One, I'm not as "blessed" as some peers "in the South." Two, I had jeans which kept the "situation" under control.
So guys, have you ever had your "hot dog" go H.A.M. (not talking food ham) in a public setting and ran a risk of embarrassment?
I dunno. I think it would be rather cool to pee standing up. Never have aunt flow. To be strong. Not have to worry about dress up clothes, just wear a suit or rent a tux. No make-up. Short hair to just gel up. Or shave it off. Swim any time. And not have horrible cramps. Take off his shirt no bra needed.
But they have to deal with us. I don't think I would want to be a man dealing with women.lol
I see the benefits in the first part of your post. I think I would be good at dealing with women, though. I gave birth to a little cutie pie and she loves me!
I dunno. I think it would be rather cool to pee standing up. Never have aunt flow. To be strong. Not have to worry about dress up clothes, just wear a suit or rent a tux. No make-up. Short hair to just gel up. Or shave it off. Swim any time. And not have horrible cramps. Take off his shirt no bra needed.
But they have to deal with us. I don't think I would want to be a man dealing with women.lol
Yeah, you women tend to really push us men to the brink of insanity and debt at times lol
Yeah, you women tend to really push us men to the brink of insanity and debt at times lol
Debt is bad. But yes crazy mood swings that we can't help. And I can't stand women that don't take pills like midol or something like that to calm their arses down. The minute I lash out or get moody time to take my "happy pills" -my nickname for midol. Lol
Debt is bad. But yes crazy mood swings that we can't help. And I can't stand women that don't take pills like midol or something like that to calm their arses down. The minute I lash out or get moody time to take my "happy pills" -my nickname for midol. Lol
Yeah, my ex had some pretty bad hormone fluctuation issues which made her mood really swing rapidly, which got very old and tiring for me at times. Not to mention she got intense migraines and really turned into a mess
Debt is bad. But yes crazy mood swings that we can't help. And I can't stand women that don't take pills like midol or something like that to calm their arses down. The minute I lash out or get moody time to take my "happy pills" -my nickname for midol. Lol
I had crazy mood swings while pregnant. But I seem to be just fine otherwise. I always had a light short period. No cramps or mood swings for me. I've never bought midol.
I wouldn't notice that in normal life but I remember as a teenager, hanging out with a guy one time who was wearing those jerzeez shorts and he was hard all day.
I dunno. I think it would be rather cool to pee standing up. Never have aunt flow. To be strong. Not have to worry about dress up clothes, just wear a suit or rent a tux. No make-up. Short hair to just gel up. Or shave it off. Swim any time. And not have horrible cramps. Take off his shirt no bra needed.
But they have to deal with us. I don't think I would want to be a man dealing with women.lol
Lol! True men have life way easier.
You could buy one of those Go Girl contraptions. I have heard people talk about them.
You could buy one of those Go Girl contraptions. I have heard people talk about them.
They do have it easier.
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gorgeous.) So we get to talking and she mentions that she is donating her hair to locks of love. So I kind of touch her hair and say like "aw great cause but damn this is great hair to have cut off." After that, something kind of happens "down South." I have a rise in "levels" and the "mast" "rises" to "full." (Enough euphemisms, I had an erection in a public setting.) 
To be a man
