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His d**k is most surely a dilly, A grand and marvellous Willie. His gal loves to give head, But most often instead, He ends by just screwing her silly. My back aches, my p**** is sore; I simply can't screw any more. I'm covered with sweat,And you haven't c**e yet, And gosh, it's a quarter to four!
Yeah....I'll have to agree with your self-assessment.
I'm such a klutz sometimes...it's a wonder how I'm still alive.
Yesterday I was at the dermatologist. Leaving the patient room, I took the corner and slipped on the rug (it was a new, shiny wood floor and there was no rubber backing on the rug).
So I wipe out...fall on my left knee. Yeah I'm cool like that!
Anywho...I had a floor burn on my knee but no blood so I figured I was all good. Today I squat down put something away and it felt like something ripped...almost like a zipper coming undone. When I got home I looked at my knee again (had tights on all day) and it is badly bruised.
So...would you run tomorrow or no? I didn't run this morning...had an early meeting so I didn't have time but I'm thinking maybe I shouldn't run for a few days. Or maybe I'll try it and see how it goes? Damn it.
Well, in all fairness, I forgot it was ash Wednesday, and I thought I was giving the guy some useful info...
Oh no! I wasn't being critical.
I didn't reread. My response does sound a bit judgemental. Not intentional at all. I should have included or in my post.
I'm such a klutz sometimes...it's a wonder how I'm still alive.
Yesterday I was at the dermatologist. Leaving the patient room, I took the corner and slipped on the rug (it was a new, shiny wood floor and there was no rubber backing on the rug).
So I wipe out...fall on my left knee. Yeah I'm cool like that!
Anywho...I had a floor burn on my knee but no blood so I figured I was all good. Today I squat down put something away and it felt like something ripped...almost like a zipper coming undone. When I got home I looked at my knee again (had tights on all day) and it is badly bruised.
So...would you run tomorrow or no? I didn't run this morning...had an early meeting so I didn't have time but I'm thinking maybe I shouldn't run for a few days. Or maybe I'll try it and see how it goes? Damn it.
So what you're saying is your poetry is smoother than you actually are.
I'm such a klutz sometimes...it's a wonder how I'm still alive.
Yesterday I was at the dermatologist. Leaving the patient room, I took the corner and slipped on the rug (it was a new, shiny wood floor and there was no rubber backing on the rug).
So I wipe out...fall on my left knee. Yeah I'm cool like that!
Anywho...I had a floor burn on my knee but no blood so I figured I was all good. Today I squat down put something away and it felt like something ripped...almost like a zipper coming undone. When I got home I looked at my knee again (had tights on all day) and it is badly bruised.
So...would you run tomorrow or no? I didn't run this morning...had an early meeting so I didn't have time but I'm thinking maybe I shouldn't run for a few days. Or maybe I'll try it and see how it goes? Damn it.
There are other ways to get your daily exercise fix...
So what you're saying is your poetry is smoother than you actually are.
Oh goodness yes. I fall and walk into stuff ALL the time. Usually it's because my head is in the clouds and I haven't the faintest what is going on around me or don't pay attention to where I'm going. Should have been there when I did the "superman" on the sidewalk at 5am. This is why I will never run alone in the dark! lol
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There are other ways to get your daily exercise fix...
Yes, but I'm "training" for a race...and this will be a set-back. I've only got a little over a month left.
Oh goodness yes. I fall and walk into stuff ALL the time. Usually it's because my head is in the clouds and I haven't the faintest what is going on around me or don't pay attention to where I'm going. Should have been there when I did the "superman" on the sidewalk at 5am. This is why I will never run alone in the dark! lol
Yes, but I'm "training" for a race...and this will be a set-back. I've only got a little over a month left.
Explains the "light & fruity."
BTW, you can walk during the race to take breaks. Hell, some walk the whole thing anyway.
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