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I've known more than two but the following two accounts will really illustrate what I'm saying, what I learned (SECOND HAND) about the pitfalls in cheating and why now that you are married, STAY MARRIED and don't fool around.
First guy, his name isn't Artie but I'll call him Artie. Artie was a married man who lived in a giant city known as NY. NY is easily more than 25 miles from bottom (lower part of Brooklyn) to top (upper part of The Bronx).................
Now Artie, he lived at the time (a few years ago) in the lower part of Brooklyn. Nice, middle class homes, apt buildings, condos and Artie was doing pretty well financially. He was working, wife was working, no kids, no heavy debts. But Artie was greedy, he wanted to try other women so one night he went to Yankee Stadium to watch a game and he started talking to the attractive woman with the kids who was sitting next to him.
One word led to another, Artie (who used his first name, made up a second name, told her he lived out on Long Island and that he was in a profession other than his actual profession) exchanged his cell number with the lady who lived in Riverdale which is in the upper part of The Bronx. Riverdale? Another middle to upper middle class area filled with families, professional singles, nice places to live.
And so Artie figured he was safe if he kept himself in The Bronx so he began dating the lady and doing a little bedroom number with the lady who in fact was beginning to see Artie as her guy as in a potential husband.
One day Artie's lady was reading about a new and temporary exhibit which had just come to The Bronx Zoo and she wanted to see it so she asked Artie to come with her and Artie figured it was safe so he said ok. Now Artie's wife, she had a few single girlfriends, none of her girlfriends liked Artie because Artie used to tip his feelings to them better than a waiter through the use of lagoogooeyes but the wife is always in denial about that. Still the tensions were there.
One of Mrs Artie's single girlfriends had a young niece who was staying with her for the week and one day, nice niece or niece nice happens to see a story on TV news about the exhibit at The Bronx Zoo and she asks her aunt to take her, her aunt said yes so they got into her car and off they went.
First thing Mrs Artie's single girlfriend remembered thinking as she walked into an area of the zoo was "Gee, that guy over there looks like Artie" quickly followed by "Oh ****! That IS Artie but who is the woman with him that's holding his arm?" Well she figured it out pretty fast (niece never caught on) so out came her cell phone and she videotaped about 1 minute of Artie and girlfriend, hugging each other, kissing each other, touching each other and she immediately phone mailed the video out to Mrs Artie who immediately texted back THAT BASTARD. WE ARE THROUGH.
The lights were dark when Artie walked into his house later that night. Then a crashing blow over Artie's head followed by about 15 minutes of screaming and Artie's packed bags handed to him.
one night he went to Yankee Stadium to watch a game and he started talking to the attractive woman with the kids who was sitting next to him.
One word led to another, Artie (who used his first name, made up a second name, told her he lived out on Long Island and that he was in a profession other than his actual profession) exchanged his cell number he began dating the lady and doing a little bedroom number with the lady who in fact was beginning to see Artie as her guy as in a potential husband.
All you whiney guys who say it's impossible to meet women, it's too awkward to talk to strangers, etc., take note. It's actually very easy to pick up women. Just talk to them.
I've known more than two but the following two accounts will really illustrate what I'm saying, what I learned (SECOND HAND) about the pitfalls in cheating and why now that you are married, STAY MARRIED and don't fool around.
First guy, his name isn't Artie but I'll call him Artie. Artie was a married man who lived in a giant city known as NY. NY is easily more than 25 miles from bottom (lower part of Brooklyn) to top (upper part of The Bronx).................
Now Artie, he lived at the time (a few years ago) in the lower part of Brooklyn. Nice, middle class homes, apt buildings, condos and Artie was doing pretty well financially. He was working, wife was working, no kids, no heavy debts. But Artie was greedy, he wanted to try other women so one night he went to Yankee Stadium to watch a game and he started talking to the attractive woman with the kids who was sitting next to him.
One word led to another, Artie (who used his first name, made up a second name, told her he lived out on Long Island and that he was in a profession other than his actual profession) exchanged his cell number with the lady who lived in Riverdale which is in the upper part of The Bronx. Riverdale? Another middle to upper middle class area filled with families, professional singles, nice places to live.
And so Artie figured he was safe if he kept himself in The Bronx so he began dating the lady and doing a little bedroom number with the lady who in fact was beginning to see Artie as her guy as in a potential husband.
One day Artie's lady was reading about a new and temporary exhibit which had just come to The Bronx Zoo and she wanted to see it so she asked Artie to come with her and Artie figured it was safe so he said ok. Now Artie's wife, she had a few single girlfriends, none of her girlfriends liked Artie because Artie used to tip his feelings to them better than a waiter through the use of lagoogooeyes but the wife is always in denial about that. Still the tensions were there.
One of Mrs Artie's single girlfriends had a young niece who was staying with her for the week and one day, nice niece or niece nice happens to see a story on TV news about the exhibit at The Bronx Zoo and she asks her aunt to take her, her aunt said yes so they got into her car and off they went.
First thing Mrs Artie's single girlfriend remembered thinking as she walked into an area of the zoo was "Gee, that guy over there looks like Artie" quickly followed by "Oh ****! That IS Artie but who is the woman with him that's holding his arm?" Well she figured it out pretty fast (niece never caught on) so out came her cell phone and she videotaped about 1 minute of Artie and girlfriend, hugging each other, kissing each other, touching each other and she immediately phone mailed the video out to Mrs Artie who immediately texted back THAT BASTARD. WE ARE THROUGH.
The lights were dark when Artie walked into his house later that night. Then a crashing blow over Artie's head followed by about 15 minutes of screaming and Artie's packed bags handed to him.
Tell you the other one tomorrow.
In theory what he did was not illegal but hitting him over the head was assult.
I've known more than two but the following two accounts will really illustrate what I'm saying, what I learned (SECOND HAND) about the pitfalls in cheating and why now that you are married, STAY MARRIED and don't fool around.
First guy, his name isn't Artie but I'll call him Artie. Artie was a married man who lived in a giant city known as NY. NY is easily more than 25 miles from bottom (lower part of Brooklyn) to top (upper part of The Bronx).................
Now Artie, he lived at the time (a few years ago) in the lower part of Brooklyn. Nice, middle class homes, apt buildings, condos and Artie was doing pretty well financially. He was working, wife was working, no kids, no heavy debts. But Artie was greedy, he wanted to try other women so one night he went to Yankee Stadium to watch a game and he started talking to the attractive woman with the kids who was sitting next to him.
One word led to another, Artie (who used his first name, made up a second name, told her he lived out on Long Island and that he was in a profession other than his actual profession) exchanged his cell number with the lady who lived in Riverdale which is in the upper part of The Bronx. Riverdale? Another middle to upper middle class area filled with families, professional singles, nice places to live.
And so Artie figured he was safe if he kept himself in The Bronx so he began dating the lady and doing a little bedroom number with the lady who in fact was beginning to see Artie as her guy as in a potential husband.
One day Artie's lady was reading about a new and temporary exhibit which had just come to The Bronx Zoo and she wanted to see it so she asked Artie to come with her and Artie figured it was safe so he said ok. Now Artie's wife, she had a few single girlfriends, none of her girlfriends liked Artie because Artie used to tip his feelings to them better than a waiter through the use of lagoogooeyes but the wife is always in denial about that. Still the tensions were there.
One of Mrs Artie's single girlfriends had a young niece who was staying with her for the week and one day, nice niece or niece nice happens to see a story on TV news about the exhibit at The Bronx Zoo and she asks her aunt to take her, her aunt said yes so they got into her car and off they went.
First thing Mrs Artie's single girlfriend remembered thinking as she walked into an area of the zoo was "Gee, that guy over there looks like Artie" quickly followed by "Oh ****! That IS Artie but who is the woman with him that's holding his arm?" Well she figured it out pretty fast (niece never caught on) so out came her cell phone and she videotaped about 1 minute of Artie and girlfriend, hugging each other, kissing each other, touching each other and she immediately phone mailed the video out to Mrs Artie who immediately texted back THAT BASTARD. WE ARE THROUGH.
The lights were dark when Artie walked into his house later that night. Then a crashing blow over Artie's head followed by about 15 minutes of screaming and Artie's packed bags handed to him.
Tell you the other one tomorrow.
As a New Yorker it serves no purpose fir getting married young because one the women here dont know what they want and end uo getting pregnant and two the guy will generally cheat, women leaves the guy and then you have a broken family and the social ills of society begin to appear. Women in NYC are nuts it does not matter if she is black, Irish, Jewish, Italian, Rican, Dominican, they are nuts except for out of towb white women who think they are the next Carrie Bradshaw.
All you whiney guys who say it's impossible to meet women, it's too awkward to talk to strangers, etc., take note. It's actually very easy to pick up women. Just talk to them.
OP, you have some colorful, albeit troubled, friends.
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