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Old 04-01-2013, 05:05 PM
 
Location: Kingstowne, VA
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April Fools?
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Old 04-01-2013, 05:18 PM
 
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April's Fools!!!

I hope...
I'm so gullible today. I thought he was serious.
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Old 04-01-2013, 06:01 PM
 
Location: SF CA, USA
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You've been trolled!
You've been trolled!
You have probably been told,
"Don't reply to this guy,
he is just getting a rise
out of you!" Yes it's true,
you respond and thats his cue
to start trouble on the double
while he strokes his manly stubble

You've been trolled!
You've been trolled!
You should probably just fold
When the only winning move is not to plaaaaayyy
Yet you keep on trying,
Mindlessly replying.
You've been trolled.
You've been trolled.
Have a nice day!
You've been trolled.
You've been trolled.
Have a nice day!
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Old 04-01-2013, 06:16 PM
 
Location: Huntersville/Charlotte, NC and Washington, DC
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I just got off the phone with the girl. The news is not good. She is pregnant. She claims it cannot be anyone else but me. My life is over.
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Old 04-01-2013, 06:18 PM
 
Location: Huntersville/Charlotte, NC and Washington, DC
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She also said "D, you need to get some sticks." I'm like what? "Because you have some all-day suckers in your mist."

As a couple already guessed............

APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes I am still a virgin. No I'm not having kids.
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Old 04-01-2013, 06:21 PM
 
Location: USA
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She also said "D, you need to get some sticks." I'm like what? "Because you have some all-day suckers in your mist."

As a couple already guessed............

APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes I am still a virgin. No I'm not having kids.
"You suck Again!"
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Old 04-01-2013, 06:23 PM
 
Location: Atlanta & NYC
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Yes I am still a virgin. No I'm not having kids.
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Old 04-01-2013, 06:24 PM
 
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Dang you got me. :P
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Old 04-01-2013, 06:26 PM
 
Location: Florida
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I knew it was a joke the whole time (I've seen like five pregnancy jokes on my FB feed today)... but that doesn't stop me from thinking that the scientific community out there really needs to get moving on a male birth control pill.... specifically, a pill that changes your DNA!
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Old 04-01-2013, 06:26 PM
 
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Yes I am still a virgin. No I'm not having kids.
Hehe...I can't even joke about my own virginity because it's really not funny to me. I have yet to meet anyone this year that I can envision myself having sex with and I am trying to get over a huge crush on someone who I can't have.
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