Mail Order Husbands. (guys, gay, relations, San Jose)

[FlowerPower00]

Originally Posted by k9coach

Patent that before someone steals your business idea.

Where are the large populations of unmarried males?

[14Bricks]

Originally Posted by FlowerPower00

O.k, we know there are mail order brides. Why are there no mail order husbands?

I thought women weren't supposed to be "superficial" like men?

[Amelie90]

Originally Posted by FlowerPower00

Where are the large populations of unmarried males?

Maybe China where men greatly outnumber women?

[Timmyy]

Originally Posted by Inebriated Duck

Call now to get a mail order Duck. He can cook, clean, look after kids without eating them and be a loving companion. He also can sing acapella.

Call 415 777 389$#%#$5?! now and you get a toothbrush free.

Only while stocks last.

But wait, there is more. He comes with a 12 pack of Milwaukee's Best and a bottle of Boones Farm.

[lilyflower3191981]

Originally Posted by Timmyy

The shipping on me would cost a fortune just because I am worth so much.

[14Bricks]

I can be had for $5,000

[jaypee]

Originally Posted by FlowerPower00

Where are the large populations of unmarried males?

Throw a dart at a world map.

[GINGERSNAP1963]

Originally Posted by Inebriated Duck

Call now to get a mail order Duck. He can cook, clean, look after kids without eating them and be a loving companion. He also can sing acapella.

Call 415 777 389$#%#$5?! now and you get a toothbrush free.

Only while stocks last.

JUST A TOOTHBRUSH, come on, give out Netbooks or, or Tommy Choo shoes or designer leather handbags...

You need a marketing agent Ducky.

[Rhenzanite]

Why would I want to spend money to get something that I would then have to take care of?

May as well get a puppy, at least they can be house trained.

[Amelie90]

Originally Posted by 14Bricks

I can be had for $5,000

Kinda cheap.