Dating someone who carries around their animals? (guys, alcohol, wear)

[OdysseusNY]

Originally Posted by Hawk J

Where does he put his booze?

wine coolers in his hip pouch

[Cantabridgienne]

These stories are great!

[Hawk J]

Originally Posted by OdysseusNY

wine coolers in his hip pouch

He could put a pint in his murse...

[Lilac110]

Originally Posted by Idon'tdateyou

His dog is one of those tea cup chihuahuas.

Are you sure Taco Man has balls?

[luckodeirish]

Originally Posted by CSD610

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just spit coffeee all over my desk and laptop, I did not expect this one at all...........

** Does anyone else feel like they are voluntarily putting their hand in the fire when reading this stuff? You know it is going to burn you but you just cannot for whatever reason quit reading thread after thread and post after post **

Yep but I'm only here for the genius humor.

[TheBeagleLady]

Originally Posted by OdysseusNY

the only pet suitable for carrying is a parrot. on your shoulder. ON THE DECK OF YOUR GODDAMNED PIRATE FLAGSHIP

My husband carries our parrot. She hates me. I WISH we had a pirate ship!

[Djuna]

Originally Posted by Lilac110

Are you sure Taco Man has balls?

Taco Man has balls, they are just not attached anymore because IDDY chopped them off and stuck them in the freezer.

She's going to feed them to his dog later this week.

[JrzDefector]

Originally Posted by Pikake

Cool story.

Next!

You win for oddest emoticon

[bellakin123]

Does he use one of those baby holders? lol

[JrzDefector]

Well, my mother has a stroller for her Pomeranian, so whatever...

I think I want a backpack to carry my Catahoula Leopard Dog around on my back. Sure, he's been bred for centuries to hunt boar and herd cattle, but I wouldn't want his lil paws to blister