So I logged into one, after getting one of those, look who is checking you out messages. I was reading one profile that had me laughing hysterically.
The words have been slightly modified, but you'll get the drift.
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Not into insecure, sleazy, party girls/barflies that have had a lot of hands on them. No bed hoppers allowed.
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The "lots of hands" is a direct quote. Does this mean women who like massages are out too?
Another helpful answer:
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The things I could never do without:
Strip club
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The rest of the list included air and water and similar essentials for life. Wow! He must travel with lots of dollar bills.
Share any profile hilarity you have seen as well.
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