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Old 08-20-2013, 09:01 PM
 
Location: Oakland, CA
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So I logged into one, after getting one of those, look who is checking you out messages. I was reading one profile that had me laughing hysterically.

The words have been slightly modified, but you'll get the drift.

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Not into insecure, sleazy, party girls/barflies that have had a lot of hands on them. No bed hoppers allowed.
The "lots of hands" is a direct quote. Does this mean women who like massages are out too?

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The things I could never do without:
Strip club
The rest of the list included air and water and similar essentials for life. Wow! He must travel with lots of dollar bills.

Share any profile hilarity you have seen as well.
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Old 08-20-2013, 09:05 PM
 
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Online dating Codewords/Phrases and their real meaning
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Old 08-20-2013, 09:15 PM
 
Location: Oakland, CA
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OK I wasn't interested in decoding. More like being amused, but there is some overlap too.
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Old 08-21-2013, 12:31 AM
 
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The one that comes to mind was this man who kept saying things like "must be in shape" and "no fatties" then when I saw his photo he was extremely obese. Then there was this guy who kept mentioning he wasn't open to dating women with kids as he doesn't want to be a step dad. Okay that makes sense until I read further and saw he himself had kids. Hypocrites annoy me.
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Old 08-21-2013, 12:34 AM
 
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Mother told me not to laugh at others.
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Old 08-21-2013, 12:39 AM
 
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This guy was posting messages sent to him by other women and laughing at them on his profile. Seemed kind of low to me.
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